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The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)
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I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.
THE TESTS
Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.
Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.
IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
- Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.
- You're hot.
- LETS SEX IT UP {techno music}
- Hey Kait I can play guitar B)
- Hey Kait Billy Dee Williams said I was pretty kickin so I guess it's true
- I'm tired of being lonely and would like to spend the rest of my days with you.
- MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE
- Hey lady wanna date if you don't you will be stuffed in my trunk
- Hey lady I got berry KIX and a Whinny the Poo bear spoon at my pad wanna come?
- Do you know that I smell like cheddar?
