The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

• Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
• Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.
• You're hot.