(even if you aren't vegan)
Demon Hunters/SSE1
{cut to Raiku standing in a room of eternal darkness}
RAIKU: Hello, I'm Raiku, and welcome to the Pilot Episode of Demon Hunters. This episode shows you what happens in a normal day of Demon Hunting. So enjoy! Now... how the hell do I get out of here?
{cue theme song}
{cut to The SafeHouse. Raiku is sitting at the Demon Alert Computer, or DAC (pronounced DASH). All of a sudden it goes off. An image appears on the screen showing Archetype attacking a museum. Raiku presses a button, which opens the garage doors. He walks into the garage and gets into his 1969 Shelby GT500. He drives to the museum. He gets out of the car, and goes through the hole in the wall, a newly added addition. Jericho confronts him.}
JERICHO: Well, if it isn't Raiku.
RAIKU: You having a good time, Jericho?
JERICHO: I was. Now if you don't mind, I have a sword to steal.
{Pan out to Stellin and Craze lifting a podium with a gold sword inside.}
RAIKU: Is that... the Sword of Jeremiah?
JERICHO: Fuck yes it is i'mma fuckin shoot your ass
{Jericho shoots Raiku. Credits roll.}