The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

• Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
• Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.
• You're hot.
• LETS SEX IT UP {techno music}
• Hey Kait I can play guitar B)
• Hey Kait Billy Dee Williams said I was pretty kickin so I guess it's true
• I'm tired of being lonely and would like to spend the rest of my days with you.
• MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE
• Hey lady wanna date if you don't you will be stuffed in my trunk
• Hey lady I got berry KIX and a Whinny the Poo bear spoon at my pad wanna come?
• Do you know that I smell like cheddar?
• wanna cum back to my place so i can cut you up and make you into a suit? just joking
• I hope you know CPR because my heart just skipped a beat.
• I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
• My jiblets
• BLUEBRY is a... SysOp