Difference between revisions of "The step to the end"

Latest revision as of 12:11, 1 December 2008

Homestar tiger is mad. He stomps, and the end of the world begins. The ground has began cracking, and Sephiroth is unfortunately next to him.

{Homestar tiger is mad. Sephiroth however, is still keeping cool.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: KEEeeePPing YoUr cooL, eh?. Let's SEE you KEEP IT through this.

{The ground cracks and the lava of one thousand volcanoes blows.}

SEPHIROTH: Okay. {Jumps right into the lava.}

{The lava cools and Sephy is locked into the ground by solid rock. Suddenly, the ground heats up again, as Sephiroth rises from the lava, Standing on a block of cooled lava. He starts to step off it. As he steps off, another block of cooled lava comes up for every step he makes. Suddenly, a large patch cools as the lava rises to HSTs level. He puts his arms out and starts emitting light as smoke covers him.}

{Homestar tiger sonic screams, blowing sephy, the lava and smoke away.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: I WILL KILL ALL. None can stop me.

HOMESTAR CUB: {Running up to Sephiroth} Dude, make friends with him before he destroys the universe-And himself!

SEPHIROTH: Don't worry. I can cool his Ego down. {Snaps his fingers, and the scenery changes to that of a 30's Era Nightclub. All 3 of them are wearing Mobster suits.} Let's try this.

{Homestar tiger forms a toolgun from nothing at all and spawns dynamite. He blows the scenery to smithereens.}

HOMESTAR CUB: We are so screwed.

SEPHIROTH: Oh nope. {Smoke clears to find the scenery in normal condition.} Now... {Turns his back to HST, and then faces him again. He pulls out a Tommy Gun and starts firing. Once the bullets run out, He puts on a stance and starts dancing.}

{Homestar tiger just swallows the bullets, and he becomes a gun. He fires the bullets at Sephy out his mouth. Sephiroth catches the bullets, and throws them aside. He then starts to run away from HST, out of the nightclub into a desert wasteland.}

SEPHIROTH: .....What?...

HOMESTAR TIGER: YouUu wiilllil fELellle tthehehe wraaath of myyyyyy brorokeken eeeartth!

{The ground under Sephy breaks open, and he falls in.}

HOMESTAR CUB: BE HIS FRIEND ALREADY!

SEPHIROTH: I don't surrender! {Climbs out.} HOW THE HELL DID THIS START ANYWAY?

{There is a rumbling from the night club. Homestar tiger is transforming. There is a huge crash, and the nightclub is destroyed and out comes Trogdor Tiger.}

SEPHIROTH: Oh god... Well... TIME FOR A CLICHED TRANSFORMATION TOO! {Spin again, and grows into a giant Sephiroth Robot.} WHO'S BAD?

{THE BIGGEST CRUNCH SINCE THE GREAT CAR CRASH}

{Trogdor Tiger ate Sephiroth Robot. The robot explodes, returning them into their normal forms.}

SEPHIROTH: Tiger... You.. {Spits out blood.} Idiot... Look... what you did! {Points to the ruined landscape of Earth.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Idiot? Idiot? That's what I am! And that's what I love being! You said being an idiot was bad. Which caused me to go insane. So it's your fault, not the idiot!

SEPHIROTH: You.. You proved it... You single handly destroyed most of the Earth. And you've done the worst thing of all...

HOMESTAR TIGER: Done what? I didn't know, I'm the idiot. Booyah!

SEPHIROTH: You've caused me to sing a really cheesy song.

HOMESTAR TIGER: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SEPHIROTH: {Sings} What about sunrise
What about rain
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain.. .
What about killing fields
Is there a time
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we've shed before
Did you ever stop to notice
The crying Earth the weeping shores?

Aaaaaaaaaah!!!! Aaaaaaaaaah!!! {As this happens, a gigantic thunderstorm comes up}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Well, you're gonna kill me? Everyone else is dead, so I'm going to meet up with them. Oh, and if I'm dead, the zombies will blame you for destroying the world. {Eats self}

{Groaning. Zombies come up and approach Seph.}

SEPHIROTH: Hmm... {Spins around again, and dances some more. The Zombie get in lines and join him. He sings again.} 'Cause this Is Thriller, Thriller Night!!!
and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about Strike.
You Know its Thriller, Thiller Night!!!
You're fighting for Your Life inside a Killer, Thriller.
OH!! {The Moon shines on Sephiroth, reflecting off his eyes.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Un-eating himself} I can make the world un-destroyed if you become my friend again.