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You enter a large shack/warehouse. You see a giant ring like a wrestling ring, but 20 times bigger. You read the sign

WELCOME TO THE GIANT ROBOT ARENA!

You are just $10 away from having the fight of your life! Pay-up to rent a robot to fight to the death IN THE RING! How exicting can this get? The loser wins $1000! Yes, I said loser!...On purpose. So, FIGHT TILL YOU DROP, LITERALLY!

The Action

{SI enters}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Cool, a robot. Bring it on! {Does nothing}

TICKET VENDOR: Ah-ah-ah, bub, PAY UP!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: No! Robot attack!

{The robot pummels SI}

TICKET VENDOR: You know, if you pay, you get your own robot mecha?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Muffled} Mam myoo pleeze moom mi?

TICKET VENDOR: Wha-?

STRON INTELLIGENT: MI MEH, MAM MYOO MLEEZE MOOM MI!

TICKET VENDOR: Robot, get off him!

{The robot obeys and goes back into the resting stance}

TICKET VENDOR: Now, what did you say?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I SAID YOU HIPPY, CAN YOU
PLEASE

PLEASE PROVE IT!

TICKET VENDOR: I'll open the garage.

{The ticket vendor reaches into his pocket and takes out a set of car keys with a button thingy on it. He pushes the button, opening the garage. The garage is jam-packed with various robots lined up on the walls}

TICKET VENDOR: Make your pick.

{SI takes out a huge magnet. All the robots fly on.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: See ya sucker, I'm off to virtual reality! {Runs off}

{Raiku appears in a robot}

TICKET VENDOR: Did you pay for that?