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Episode 1 - The Saga Beginues

• Felix “Chaos” Abraxas Zabat, after serving three years of a five year sentence for grand larceny, is released from Bellmoral State Prison on parole.

• Greeting Chaos from the outside is his former partner in crime, Alistair “Lex” Shaw, who is waiting in an ice cream truck. Chaos is embarrassed and confused at the lack of luxury.

• The two drive through the beautiful metropolis of Townindale. Chaos relishes in the scenery and the fresh air of freedom. He expresses his joy at his future of prosperity from the heist earnings. Lex awkwardly dodges his questioning.

• Things turn unpleasant as the two drive through the wealthy part of Townindale and into the poorer parts of town. Chaos begins to realize that his dreams of prosperity are not coming true. He becomes increasingly anguished. STAGE 1: Denial

• They arrive at Katyusha’s, a small cafe that is located in an Eastern European enclave. Lex takes Chaos upstairs to his new home, which is a small and grungy two-bedroom apartment. Things are made worse for Chaos as Lex introduces him to his new roommate.

• Enter Garfield Wiggins, the grown-up child prodigy. His quirky nature is immediately met with distaste from Chaos. Chaos privately reams Lex for under-delivering his expectations. STAGE 2: Anger

• After he calms down, Chaos attempts to re-evaluate his new life situation. He properly meets Garfield, but is quickly turned off by his odd nature as he is given a tour around his bedroom and shown his belongings. This experience convinces Chaos that he needs to get out of this situation. STAGE 3: Bargaining

• Later that evening, Chaos sits at the table for dinner. Garfield and Chaos exchange passive aggressive remarks while Lex sits in the middle, completely oblivious. The three then watch TV for a bit before going to bed around 11:30PM.

• It is 7:00AM on a Saturday morning. Chaos is woken up by Lex, who he angrily throws a pillow at. After another awkward mealtime with Garfield, Lex volunteers to take Chaos out to see the town.

• Lex offers to take Chaos to interesting cultural centers, but he is uninterested. Instead, he spots a cereal cafe, which completely takes his interest, to Lex’s distaste, due to his disgust at gentrification.

• Chaos tries to endear himself to a group of hipsters, who mock Chaos completely for being lame. Faced with the understanding that he is no longer a big shot, Chaos falls into a depression and demands to be taken home. STAGE 4: Depression

• Back home, Lex introduces Chaos to the landlord, Konstantin Volkov. Volkov warmly welcomes Chaos and gives him a pep talk where he shares his experience of being a fish out of water. Chaos’ mood improves.

• Chaos goes downstairs for a smoke, where he is greeted by Garfield. The two share a heart to heart, which does not mend the tension between them, but places them at a better understanding. Garfield invites him to play some video games with him.

• The three play Super Smash Bros together and Chaos effortlessly beats them both. He sits back and ponders on his new life situation and decides that he needs to make the most of it. He smiles to himself as the episode ends on the final stage of grief. STAGE 5: Acceptance.

Episode 2 - Garfield Goes Grocery Shopping

• The episode begins as Lex and Chaos leave the apartment in their ice cream truck. Garfield, who is working at home, tries to do work on his laptop in the front room. However, he keeps getting distracted. Eventually, he finds mindlessly browsing on social media. As he scrolls, he becomes increasingly melancholic at seeing all his friends living fun and exciting lives.

• Garfield gets up from the couch and walks over to the fridge to find that it’s empty. He groans at the prospect of having to go out. He dresses in his “casual clothes” and leaves the apartment.

• While outside, Garfield gets irritated by the commotion of pedestrians and the loud traffic noises, which give him anxiety. He closes his eyes and puts his headphones on. As the music begins to play, he opens his eyes, showing the streets to be completely empty. Garfield smiles as he begins to dance down the street to the music. Change perspective to reveal that the streets are still crowded, but Garfield has filtered them out. They raise eyebrows at him, but he does not see them, nor does he care.

• Garfield arrives at the grocery store. Cut to him walking through with several items in his basket as he still listens to music. Suddenly, in the corner of his eye, he spots a figure who he has not blocked out. When he turns his head, they’re gone, and he notices all the people in the store. He scans around the vicinity, looking past people’s heads to no avail.

• Garfield cautiously walks through the store, through all of the irrelevant civilians. Sudden switch of perspective as a bolt of pink energy passes by his head. He turns around to see the figure from the corner of his vision. R.M. Gwydion, the bounty hunter with a grudge. The two exchange dramatic words with each other and it becomes very clear that this is a semi-dream sequence.

• The two charge at each other. Cue an epic fight sequence within the grocery store as they battle to the death. Quick change in perspective reveals that they are two dorks essentially having a slapfight as a crowd of people watch in confusion. A nearby security guard sighs and talks through the radio. “We’ve got another pair of LARPers here.” “Really? This is the third time this week.”

• A bunch of security guards surround the two, and they enter an epic battle stance as they prepare to take on the horde. They quickly get tackled. Cut to them getting thrown out of the grocery shop. The two, still in “action mode,” exchange some more cheesy dialogue until suddenly, Gwydion’s phone rings. It’s her mom. Garfield stands there awkwardly as Gwydion is chewed out by her mom for not getting the groceries like she was asked and sighs as she hangs up. She tells Garfield that they’ll need to continue their fight at a later date, as she has to travel to a further grocery shop. The two go their separate ways.

• Garfield also realizes that he’s also lost his chance to get groceries. He decides to pick up some fast food instead. Cut to Garfield picking up food at Chief Beef’s. His phone rings. It is his old flame, Stephanie. She tells him that she’s in town and asks if they want to meet later in the week. He enthusiastically accepts.

• With food in hand, Garfield returns to Katyusha’s, where he spots Chaos having a cigarette outside. The two have the same talk as episode 1 and they go inside. End episode.

Episode 3 - Odd Job Drow

• Leigh, a humankin Drow, wakes up in the morning, inside a small studio apartment. As soon as he gets up, he trips on his own slippers and falls flat on his face. His phone rings.

• On the other end is his more intelligent, attractive, and successful younger brother, Ned. We learn that Leigh is new in town. He had arrived for a new job, which he has already lost due to being fired for being late. It turns out that his plane was hijacked. We also learn that his girlfriend has just broken up with him. His superpower? Fucking awful luck. Ned offers to send him money. Leigh reluctantly accepts.

• Leigh walks into the bathroom and quickly shaves off his luscious locks of hair before putting it in a bag. He goes downstairs, where he is greeted by an enthusiastic and creepy old man who takes the bag off his hands. Zoom out to reveal that his apartment is above a Wigmaker’s shop, located in a decrepit part of Townindale.

• Leigh leaves the shop and walks down the street as he passes by homeless people, stray animals, and condemned buildings. He finds a tailor’s shop down the road which stands out, due to its pristine condition. Cut to him entering the shop, where he is measured up by another Drow.

• Leigh exits the shop in a stylish new outfit. His phone rings. It is Ned, again. Ned tells him that through pulling some favors, he was able to secure him a job interview at Rosenberg L.P, on the condition that it happens within the next thirty minutes.

• Leigh sees the building in the distance. He begins to run, but quickly loses his breath. He spots a kid with rollerskates and successfully barters his collection of Golden Girls trading cards for them.

• Leigh speeds through the city streets until suddenly, he crashes into two men, revealed to be Lex and Chaos. His resume flies off and his suit is now dirty. However, he has made it.

• At the job interview, Jacqueline Rosenberg tells Leigh that she’s unimpressed as she notes that he’s never held a job for more than two weeks. He also reveals that he doesn’t even know what job he is interviewing for.

• Jacqueline steps outside for a break, where she is greeted by her nephew, Jules. Jules reveals that he was on the hijacked plane as we get a flashback of the incident. Leigh is in the airplane bathroom, having an anxiety attack over the new job. He stands up, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and declares that he is confident. He steps out of the bathroom, where he finds that it has been hijacked by the People’s Front of Syllahona. Through a series of hijinks, he accidentally takes down the hijackers.

• Fade back to Jacqueline and Jules. She goes back into the meeting room and gives Leigh a job, on account of his unintentional heroism. She tells him to go home and come back the next morning.

• Leigh leaves the building, where he is greeted by Jules, who properly introduces himself, and offers to take him out drinking. Leigh, not the one to easily makes friends, happily accepts, pleased with his changing luck.

• The two find themselves at The Angry Bull. Very quickly, the two attract a lot of positive attraction at the bar. Cue a montage of them having a good time. Later that night, Leigh finds a Golden Girls pinball machine at the bar, which he finds amusing. He sings along to “Thank You For Being A Friend” and puts a quarter in to play. He loses almost instantly, causing him to curse out the game as the episode ends.