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Difference between revisions of "Jose's Mexican Space Adventure/s1e02"
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''{Jose pulls open some blinds, revealing a porthole looking over the vast emptiness of space.}'' | ''{Jose pulls open some blinds, revealing a porthole looking over the vast emptiness of space.}'' | ||
| − | '''JOSE:''' (v/o) Civil War. The notable terrorist group, El Cuerno de Carnero wanted control of the government. They wanted 1 billion frayed Spacebux injected to their Mexicredit account. And they'd do anything for it. | + | '''JOSE:''' (v/o) Civil War. The notable terrorist group, El Cuerno de Carnero. They wanted control of the government. They wanted 1 billion frayed Spacebux injected to their Mexicredit account. And they'd do anything for it. |
''{Pans to newspaper clipping on wall. "SPACE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT RECIEVES TERRORIST THREATS"}'' | ''{Pans to newspaper clipping on wall. "SPACE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT RECIEVES TERRORIST THREATS"}'' | ||
Latest revision as of 12:37, 20 November 2016
Summary
Amidst terrorist threats, Jose gets more than he bargained for.
Transcript
{Open to a dark office lit by lone desk lamp. Jose is seated alone in an office chair smoking a cigarette}
JOSE: (v/o) Much has changed in the past two years.
{Jose pulls open some blinds, revealing a porthole looking over the vast emptiness of space.}
JOSE: (v/o) Civil War. The notable terrorist group, El Cuerno de Carnero. They wanted control of the government. They wanted 1 billion frayed Spacebux injected to their Mexicredit account. And they'd do anything for it.
{Pans to newspaper clipping on wall. "SPACE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT RECIEVES TERRORIST THREATS"}
JOSE: (v/o) I don't negotiate with terrorists. But they won.
{Newspaper clipping, "WEALTHY POLISH IMMIGRANT CHAOS MALIFACTOVICH ASSASSINATED IN SPACEMEX CASINO"}
JOSE: (v/o) They took Chaos first. The new guy. And then the rest.
{Clippings flash in order of murder. "MATHEMATICIAN NOXIGAR GUADALUPE FOUND COMATOSE IN SPACEMEX ALLEY", "TRUST FUND KOOK LEXON DARKHEART FOUND DEAD, SUSPECTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY", "PLUMBING CEO CD-I MARIO DEAD"}
JOSE: (v/o) At the end, it was me, AVGN, D'arque, and Honeydew. They saved the worst for us. Honeydew got thrown in the middle of an asteroid belt. D'arque was dropped from a helicopter into a volcano. AVGN... my SON... kidnapped unless I paid the billion. Presumably, they killed him. I wouldn't know, because they locked me up in my office and shot it into space.
{Jose opens a drawer and pulls out a handgun.}
JOSE: I just hope that he outlives me.
{Cut to a view outside, uprooted office room floating through space. A gunshot is heard. Fade to black.}
The End.
{It is revealed that this is not actually the end, as news reporters flock to the scene and open the door cautiously, hearing the gunshot echo through space. They find Jose shooting a gun into the floor.}
JOSE: Thank god you guys came! I'm moving to Space USA!
SHELDON COOPER: Bazoiple!
