Difference between revisions of "The Journey Rascals/Episode 1"

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summary: Bucky's lunch is due, y'all.

CAST: Bucky Wedge, Sid, Lenny Crock, Terrance Johnson, Reynold "Sniper" Piper, Scout Person, Tito Valerie, Josette Mars, Mila "Mutha" Wedge

Date: November 2012 (started), December 1, 2015 (continued)

Transcript

{the title cards appear on the screen saying, "LUNCHTIME," with a drawing of Bucky, Sid, Lenny, and Josette, looking, and the words fade to, "A Journey Rascals Cartoon by: Ariel Valentine," then the title card fades as the scene cuts to the treehouse with Bucky, Sid, and Lenny in the afternoon}

SID: {wakes up} Good morning, Bucky! Bucky?

{camera pans to Lenny's Afro hair}

BUCKY: {muffled offscreen} Let me out, Lenny! LET ME OUT!

LENNY: {pulls Bucky out of his hair} Sorry, I didn't know where you were.

BUCKY: Oh damn right you did not!

{camera pans back as we see Sid, Scout, and Tito}

SID: I'm glad you're alive, Bucky.

BUCKY: What do you mean I'm alive, I've been alive! {3 second pause} Now then, I'm kinda hungry, what should we eat?

SID: What's the plan?

BUCKY: Bucking lunch! But what should we eat? {looks into the window and gasps in joy as scene cuts to the house with Mila "Mutha" baking cookies and Bucky talks offscreen} That's it! COOKIES!

{scene cuts back to the treehouse with Sid, Lenny, and Bucky}

SID: How's that even possible?

LENNY: Yeah. If we're looking for {as scene cuts to the mouth whispering} adventure {cuts back to the treehouse} then how is it gonna be possible?

BUCKY: Oh good question, my bros. Looks like it's time for an- {cuts to the red shining button saying, "EMERGENCY MEETING!," as Bucky smashes said button with his fist} EMERGENCY MEETING, Y'ALL! {alarm goes off}

{scene cuts to Terrance and Josette playing Bloodborne for PS4}

BUCKY: {voiceover via intercom} This is not a drill! {Terrance and Josette look up, stop playing, and leave} I repeat, this is not a drill!

{scene cuts to Tito running for the football}

BUCKY: {vo} Everyone, please come to my office at once!

TITO: {trips} Ouch, dios! I'm comin', Buck.

{scene cuts to Reynold targeting Scout house to house}

BUCKY: {vo} I repeat, please come to my office at once! Emergency meeting is about to be order.

{Reynold and Scout run out}

{scene cuts back to the treehouse with all of them}

BUCKY: Okay now, thank you all for coming to this meeting. We are gathered today to come up with plans to get the cookies from my mom. Now remember, we do this while they're not looking. So we need some ideas, and fast!

JOSETTE: You know, my mom baked cookies for me, but they were so sweet, and so sugary, that I ended up having diabetes.

BUCKY: {looking queasy} What does this have to do with the pla- {looks normal} Nevermind. Who wants to go first?

TITO: Uh, should we roll the dice to find out who gets to go first?

BUCKY: Hmm, good point. {takes out his Dungeons and Dragons dice, rolls them (each side of the dice say Tito), and lands to the ground, as camera pans to it} Tito's up first!

TERRANCE: Aw, he always gets to go first.

LENNY: Word.

TITO: {softly} Yay. {normal} Anyway, the time sets to 15 minutes. Once 15 minutes is up, mother will-

BUCKY: Thank you, Tito, ya puto. Okay, now I gotta come up with my own ideas.

{gets the Las Vegas map, and draws scirbbles}

BUCKY: The time for the cookies is set to 15 minutes. Once 15 minutes is up, mother will-

SCOUT: Tito just said that.

BUCKY: Shut up. ...mother will take out the cookies from the oven, as these cookies will look fresh and sweet. So we sneak to the living room, wearing our disguises.

SID: So basically, we're like these guys from the godawful movie, The Purge.

BUCKY: {pause} Yes. Pretty much. {another pause, talks normally} So now we tell my mom that we're FBI agents who are looking for criminals. We outsmart her to the other room, as we run to the kitchen, and quietly sneak the cookies out of the window! Does anyone understand the plan?

SID: {raises hand} Well, I have one question. {puts hand down} How the sugarcoded bucking hell are we gonna get the FBI agent costumes?

BUCKY: Well, I'm glad you asked, because I got good news... and bad news. {holds up the costumes} Good news, I got them from lovely Josette.

JOSETTE: My parents were rich. They only supported Donald Trump during the day and Bernie Sanders at night.

BUCKY: Right. Anyway, bad news, we're limited to seven people.

SID: Wait, how so? What do I wear?

BUCKY: Actually, I got the pet size for you, Sid.

SID: {sigh} Always the pet size.

SCOUT: So limited to seven people, huh? Who gets to wear a Spy mask?

BUCKY: You are! {throws a plate mask drawing of the Engineer in Scout's face}

SCOUT: Damnit.

BUCKY: So now you get the plan?

JOSETTE: Always with you, though I have mini-golf practice in a half-hour, so let's make it quick for me.

TERRANCE: I'm with you as well. Though, I wished I could tweet this to my friends.

BUCKY: I don't think there's time for that.

TERRANCE: But, it's for my fans, like you.

BUCKY: {sigh} Alright, Terrance. Make it quick.

REYNOLD: I don't really like the smell. It's a smell of a spy.

LENNY: {looks displeased at Reynold} Seriously, Reynold. You're doing this again?

REYNOLD: Well, isn't that part of the plan?

BUCKY: Okay, let's gather ourselves together, and dress up.

{scene cuts to the front yard of the house with the main eight. The seven are seen wearing FBI clothing, while Scout is seen wearing an Engineer mask}

BUCKY: {whispers} Now, on the count of three, you ring the doorbell, Terrance.

TERRANCE: {whispers} Didn't you say that you were gonna do it?

BUCKY: {whispers} Just do it for the Nookie, Fred Durst.

TERRANCE: {whispers} Alright. {sigh} I gotta have faith. {rings the doorbell}