Difference between revisions of "Demon Hunters/SSE1"

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{cut to Raiku standing in a room of eternal darkness}

RAIKU: Hello, I'm Raiku, and welcome to the Pilot Episode of Demon Hunters. This episode shows you what happens in a normal day of Demon Hunting. So enjoy! Now... how the hell do I get out of here?

{cue theme song}

{cut to The SafeHouse. Raiku is sitting at the Demon Alert Computer, or DAC (pronounced DASH). All of a sudden it goes off. An image appears on the screen showing Archetype attacking a museum. Raiku presses a button, which opens the garage doors. He walks into the garage and gets into his 1969 Shelby GT500. He drives to the museum. He gets out of the car, and goes through the hole in the wall, a newly added addition. Jericho confronts him.}

JERICHO: Well, if it isn't Raiku.

RAIKU: You having a good time, Jericho?

JERICHO: I was. Now if you don't mind, I have a sword to steal.

{Pan out to Stellin and Craze lifting a podium with a gold sword inside.}

RAIKU: Is that... the Sword of Jeremiah?

JERICHO: Fuck yes it is i'mma fuckin shoot your ass

{Jericho shoots Raiku. Credits roll. Bell comes out from the corner, and sees Raiku's dead body.}

OLD BELL: ...O-oh.

{Bell looks down at Raiku's body, and then stares intensely at the camera for exactly thirty minutes, blinking every once in a while.}

JERICHO: You alright there, man? You don't... look so well.

{Bell carries on, standing and staring silently into the camera, looking into the soul of the viewer.}

JERICHO: ...Right then.

{The episode carries on as normal, with Raiku nowhere to be seen and Bell seen in every frame, just silently staring at the viewer. Cut to the SafeHouse. Raggon and Raggonix are sitting at the table, Raiku's chair is empty. There is an awkward silence.}

RAGGON: ...

RAGGONIX: ...

{Cut to the streets of Wiki City. Raggon is riding in a car with Lexi. Bell carries on staring at the viewer. More awkward silence as Raggon and Lexi try to ignore the disturbing figure that just... lingers there.}

{Cut back to the HQ. Raggonix is standing by himself next to a pool table. Bell just stares.}

{Cut to the Museum. Raggon and Lexi are standing next to the Museum Owner. Bell stares.}

{Cut to the villain's HQ. Jericho, Stellin, and Craze walk around, ignoring the elephant in the room which is Bell, just staring. Right. At. You. Suddenly, Stellin breaks the silence.}

STELLIN: Wh..what's he doing?

JERICHO: I.. don't know. He's just, there. He's been there since I killed Raiku. Says nothing, just stares into some weird space.

{Bell's mouth twists into an ugly smile as he finally turns his head around to face Jericho, Stellin, and Craze. Stellin tries to attack Bell by creating two blades which he tries to stab Bell with, but Bell simply blinks his eyes and Stellin disappears.}

JERICHO: What did you do to him?

OLD BELL: ...

{Stellin suddenly appears again, having been reduced to a skeleton. Craze immediately charges at Bell, but Bell retaliates by grabbing him and ripping his lower body off. He then proceeds to slurp his internal organs out from his upper half, before turning towards Jericho. Jericho attempts to incinerate Bell, but Bell laughs as he blows the fire out. He then grabs the nearest vial of acid and throws it into Jericho's face, right before kicking him into a vat of molten gold. Cut to the HQ. Raggon and Lexi have already been disemboweled, with their organs used as holiday decorations, and Raggonix has been skinned and turned into a new jacket for Bell. He looks back at the camera, and gives it a thumbs up and a wink as the episode ends.}