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Most people have probably heard of his man. His name is Uwe Boll.
If you haven't heard of him by any chance, he's a film director known for making bad movies. But not just any bad movies, he gets the licenses for video games, and creates Z-Grade films about them. Examples include Postal, FarCry, Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, and House of Dead.
Of course, it's not that what pisses me off, no. It's his arrogance and his two faced attitude. Here's a quote from him to prove what I am saying:
"On the Indiana Jones weekend -- May 23 -- we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up -- would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"
That's right, not only did he put himself above one of the most critically acclaimed film directors of the 20th century, but he had the balls to say that he was better than Ben Kingsley. There's an opinion, and there's dickwaving. Guess what this is.
Also, whenever somebody reveals to the world about how bad he truely is, he decides to settle the problem. Not with words of course, he decides to use his fists. That's right, he challenges them to a boxing match. This would be fair, if it wasn't that he was a trained boxer for 15 years, but also how he lies to the opponent before the match. After fighting Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka of Something Awful, Lowtax told the press how Uwe Said the fight was just going to be for show. Lowtax, naturally fell for the lie and got his ass kicked.
Not only this, but when he encounters someone who has a chance against him, he takes the cowardly route and forfeits. For example: Seanbaby. When he ripped on him and his movies, Uwe challenged him to a fight, only to quit when he found that Seanbaby was also a trained fighter.
What a dick.
