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PLOT SUMMARY: In the year 30X6 (TOTALLY ORIGINAL), a small research shuttle crash lands into a desert planet while searching for colonies. Though the planet seems to be empty at first, things soon go awry, and the heat and lack of supplies puts the crew at risk and into civil war.

CHARACTER LISTINGS

Captain Winston Harlock III, Esquire: A gruff British prince who became the captain of the shuttle, Harlock was a former member of the Royal Spaceforce before moving onto research vessels. With a love of kittens, tea, and large firearms, Harlock's one goal is to get the team off of the planet. - NPC

JO-S3: Harlock's assistant, slightly mischievous, is a Colombian space-robot with two law degrees and a hankering for Italian food, which is super strange, but whatever. JO-S3 ran the day-to-day operations on the ship, and rumor has it that he had a fling with the ship's computer before breaking her heart and also two of her circuit boards. JO-S3 believes that they could possibly find some sort of colony on this planet, and doesn't want to leave until they find something, preferably so he doesn't have to be scrapped next time they dock. - NPC

Natsumi Miyuka: A pink and green Neko girl that the crew picked up on the planet Anemu (say it out louuud), Natsumi is totally cool and knows nine languages and has kung-fu skills. Atleast, that's what she tells the others so they don't learn that her only skill is that she can count to ten backwards. Natsumi is very childish, loves to draw with crayons, play with stuffed animals, and throw knives into space pirate eyeballs. She wants to stay on the planet and just build a sand castle or something, I guess. - Lex

Vlad M. Paler: A flamboyant space vampire criminal, who is currently Harlock's prisoner. Vlad wears an outfit not unlike Doctor Frank-N-Furter's, but all pink, and he likes to rub it in everyone's face, literally. Vlad is pretty much non-aggressive unless you turn off his soap operas and take away his barbies. Vlad wants to search the planet for some 'fun'. - NPC

Vroop: Vroop is a small, navy blue Ditto-like alien, which speaks by meowing. Only Natsumi can understand Vroop, but often miscommunicates hir (Vroop is genderless, and doesn't have a preferred gender) communication. Vroop is undeniably the smartest of the crew, but has little to show of it. Vroop believes that this planet contains some form of energy long-gone from the rest of the galaxy, and hopes that maybe the crew will find it and bring it back to Earth. - Sirrus

Rocky: Vlad's best friend, a rock, named after Rocky Horror. Vlad regularly talks to Rocky, and everyone thinks he's crazy, but what they don't know is that Rocky is an evil telepathic space-rock who sabotaged the ship for unknown purposes. Also, he's dyed magenta. Manly color, amirite? - -pmelondemon43y

Transcript

{Space. The Final Frontier. Or something, I guess. The crew of the Starship Pantyhose, a research vessel. It crashes. Hard.}

JO-S3: MAYDAY-CAPTAIN-WE-ARE-CRASHING.

{Harlock leaps out of his bunk, pulling off his blanket, revealing his uniform}

HARLOCK: TEA AND CRUMPETS! We must evacuate to the planet below!

{Everyone scoots into a pod}

VROOP: VROOP! Vroop vroop, vroop, vroop vroop.

VLAD: Does this pod make my butt look fat?

{They blast below onto the planet Javanoose.}

HARLOCK: LAND, HO!

{Natsumi hisses and begins to growl}

NATSUMI: {Angrily} NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA03:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)