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{{Dalek's Blog/Entry|N=6|Title=Stupid Dalek Biology|Date=October 01, 2012|Entry= Got invited to drinks. For the first time. Cool, right? Yeah, no. It turns out that I am unable to get drunk. Or tipsy. Or anything. I just discovered that my species just happens to be immune to alcohol. Yeah. Shit sucksssssss. So now I'm sitting here, sober as hell, while everyone around me is getting pissed beyond belief. Also, I just found out that there's a warrant for my execution from the rest of the Daleks. Haha, being excommunicated isn't enough for them. They also have to kill me. Haha, fuck them.|Mood=Pissed Off|Album=Kid Rock - Bawitdaba}}
 
{{Dalek's Blog/Entry|N=5|Title=Another update|Date=September 29, 2012|Entry=Yeah, three years I say nothing, and then I suddenly come up with three posts at once. Sorry about that. So, considering how I've officially been "excommunicated", it seems as if my entire like has lost is meaning. Well, it's not like there was any in the first place, but still. Shit hurts. Yeah, get this. I actually feel emotion now. It sucks. But you know what? Why should it suck? What good are those Dalek assholes anyway? I'm a cool guy, I have friends. Well.. "Acquaintances".. But they're close to friends, I guess. All with their names. While I'm just called "Dalek". Original, right? You know what? I want a name. I'm gonna give myself one. Like.. Chester. That's a cool name, right? Chester Dalek? ...Nah, it sucks. What about Stanley? Nothing.. Just Stanley. Stanley the Dalek. Yeah, I like that. LOOK OUT WORLD, STANLEY THE DALEK IS HERE TO STAY.|Mood=These mood things are as lame as fuck|Album=Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird}}
 
{{Dalek's Blog/Entry|N=5|Title=Another update|Date=September 29, 2012|Entry=Yeah, three years I say nothing, and then I suddenly come up with three posts at once. Sorry about that. So, considering how I've officially been "excommunicated", it seems as if my entire like has lost is meaning. Well, it's not like there was any in the first place, but still. Shit hurts. Yeah, get this. I actually feel emotion now. It sucks. But you know what? Why should it suck? What good are those Dalek assholes anyway? I'm a cool guy, I have friends. Well.. "Acquaintances".. But they're close to friends, I guess. All with their names. While I'm just called "Dalek". Original, right? You know what? I want a name. I'm gonna give myself one. Like.. Chester. That's a cool name, right? Chester Dalek? ...Nah, it sucks. What about Stanley? Nothing.. Just Stanley. Stanley the Dalek. Yeah, I like that. LOOK OUT WORLD, STANLEY THE DALEK IS HERE TO STAY.|Mood=These mood things are as lame as fuck|Album=Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird}}
 
{{Dalek's Blog/Entry|N=4|Title=Right, here we go.|Date=September 29, 2012|Entry= So yeah. It's been three long years. So much has happened since then. Remember Green Grass and High Tides? ...Yeah, I didn't think you would. Does anybody even care about that anymore? I didn't think so either. So.. what has changed? Well, um.. I finally got a text back from the Dalek Leader. After this long, I got a message. I know, right?! So guess what. The pricks have abandoned me. Completely. Said "I no longer fit their specifications", like... what the fuck does that mean? What specifications? Is it because I'm not as shiny as those newer mutlicolored Power Ranger Daleks? Or is it something else? Man, it fucking sucks. It doesn't matter though. They'll pay. ALL OF THOSE ALIEN FUCKS WILL PAY.|Mood=Pissed|Album=Kansas - Carry on my Wayward Son}}
 
{{Dalek's Blog/Entry|N=4|Title=Right, here we go.|Date=September 29, 2012|Entry= So yeah. It's been three long years. So much has happened since then. Remember Green Grass and High Tides? ...Yeah, I didn't think you would. Does anybody even care about that anymore? I didn't think so either. So.. what has changed? Well, um.. I finally got a text back from the Dalek Leader. After this long, I got a message. I know, right?! So guess what. The pricks have abandoned me. Completely. Said "I no longer fit their specifications", like... what the fuck does that mean? What specifications? Is it because I'm not as shiny as those newer mutlicolored Power Ranger Daleks? Or is it something else? Man, it fucking sucks. It doesn't matter though. They'll pay. ALL OF THOSE ALIEN FUCKS WILL PAY.|Mood=Pissed|Album=Kansas - Carry on my Wayward Son}}

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