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''{Cut to the cockpit of the Leviathan X. Seth is lounging around on the Captain's chair with a can of Pepsi in his hand. He is lazing about and using the ship's monitor as a way of watching television. Around him is a huge pile of trash, such as soft drink cans and fast food boxes. B-621, his ZAAAAANY robot companion/assistant/lackey/butt monkey stands by his Captain, a full soda can at the ready. K-Bot is in the background, attempting to clean up the piles of garbage.}''
 
''{Cut to the cockpit of the Leviathan X. Seth is lounging around on the Captain's chair with a can of Pepsi in his hand. He is lazing about and using the ship's monitor as a way of watching television. Around him is a huge pile of trash, such as soft drink cans and fast food boxes. B-621, his ZAAAAANY robot companion/assistant/lackey/butt monkey stands by his Captain, a full soda can at the ready. K-Bot is in the background, attempting to clean up the piles of garbage.}''
  
'''B-621:''' I'll never understand how this dumb movie was a good idea. They didn't even get my character right!
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'''B-621:''' Y'know, I never would have expected this show about the "stupid ages" would be so popular.
  
''{Cut to the screen. The hit movie "Space-Aged Catastrophe plays. Captain Seth is backed up against a wall, B-621, K-bot, and GR-01, slowly approaching him}''
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''{Cut to the screen. The hit sitcom "Wacky Adventures in Wiki City" plays.}''
  
'''B-621:''' ''{In the movie}'' Prepare to taste vengeance, "captain"! ''{Points laser at Seth... only to suddenly start flailing his arms wildly, laser blasts shooting everywhere}'' ''WHOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHH'' ''{K-Bot and GR-01 hit the deck as Seth takes the chance to get away. Cut back}''
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'''RAIKU:''' ''{In the show}'' HEY GUYS, CAN I HELP TOO? ''{Randomly runs into a wall}'' I mean to do that!
  
'''B-621:''' ...I'm not really like that, am I?
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'''BROOKSIE:''' That's our Raiku! ''{Laughtrack. Cut back}''
  
'''K-BOT:''' You'd be surprised. I still don't get why the movie depicts me as a chibi-Pikachu thing, though...
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'''B-621:''' ''{Chuckles}'' Oh, Raiku. What ''will'' you do next?

Revision as of 19:24, 27 April 2012

Summary

Transcript

{Open to the interior of a bathroom toilet stall. A man is crouched down, standing on the toilet seat, holding onto a large suitcase and panicking.}

BENNY TORINO: I can’t believe it… I cannot believe it. I just did it. I just stole from one of the biggest casinos on Mars. What the hell was I thinking?! I am going to die for sure!

{The sound of the bathroom door is heard opening, and three men charge into the room. Cut to the exterior of the stall, revealing the three men to be standing side to side, each of them pointing their guns at the bathroom stall.}

CASINO GUARD A: Come out! You can't run from us any longer!

CASINO GUARD B: We'll shoot!

CASINO GUARD A: Give up already, Torino! We have you cornered! Just come out and-…

BENNY TORINO: Shit. Busted. Hmph, it's either now or never!

{Torino violently kicks down the stall door, holding a pistol in one hand and the suitcase in another. His face is glistening with sweat and his body is shaking erratically.}

CASINO GUARD B: So ya wanna fight, huh?

CASINO GUARD C: You're such a-..

{Torino quickly maneuvers himself behind the third guard and puts him in a chokehold. He shoots at the other two guards’ legs, incapacitating them and buying enough time to escape. He releases his grip from his hostage, only to slam his head against the wall, knocking him out completely. He runs out of the bathroom, making his exit with the suitcase.}

{Cut to the cockpit of the Leviathan X. Seth is lounging around on the Captain's chair with a can of Pepsi in his hand. He is lazing about and using the ship's monitor as a way of watching television. Around him is a huge pile of trash, such as soft drink cans and fast food boxes. B-621, his ZAAAAANY robot companion/assistant/lackey/butt monkey stands by his Captain, a full soda can at the ready. K-Bot is in the background, attempting to clean up the piles of garbage.}

B-621: Y'know, I never would have expected this show about the "stupid ages" would be so popular.

{Cut to the screen. The hit sitcom "Wacky Adventures in Wiki City" plays.}

RAIKU: {In the show} HEY GUYS, CAN I HELP TOO? {Randomly runs into a wall} I mean to do that!

BROOKSIE: That's our Raiku! {Laughtrack. Cut back}

B-621: {Chuckles} Oh, Raiku. What will you do next?