Difference between revisions of "Homestar Office/Day 1"

Latest revision as of 18:28, 16 May 2009

{homoon comes in}

HOMOON: Huh? Where is everyone???

RAIKU: Hey.

HOMOON: So um.... we need more people right?

RAIKU: Yes. Can I have two jobs? I will work extra.

HOMOON: No.

THECHEESE: {running in} IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER PSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHSGHGJERSAE

RAIKU: Please? There are more jobs.

HOMOON: Uh {is still looking at thecheese} no thats the rules man. sorry!

RAIKU: I can give you my pay?

SPEHIROTH: {Rings Doorbell.}

HOMOON: uh...sure here ya go. {gives 20$} now i gotta go see who could be at the door. {opens door} uh...hello.

SEPHIROTH: Hello. May I interest you in some products? Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. 'Denmark has never laughed so much' - 'The Stage'. Nice little novelty number - 'a naughty Humphrey' - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills. 'Black soap' - leave it in the bathroom, they wash their hands, real fungus grows on the fingers. Can't get it off for hours. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Frighten the elderly - real snakes. Comedy hernia kit. Plastic flesh wounds - just keep your friends in stitches. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Hours of fun with 'honeymoon delight' - empty it into their beds - real skunk juice. They won't forget their wedding night. Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof, guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Amuse your friends - CS gas canisters - smells, tastes and acts just like the real thing - can blind, maim or kill. Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests - completely authentic sound. Or why not try a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties. Go on, go on.

RAIKU: {types something} Sir, there is a problem.

SEPHIROTH: A problem? You have a problem sir? Well try out this anti problem gel! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

RAIKU: WE ARE IN DEBT!

HOMOON:...W-w-w-w-w-w-w WERE IN DEBT!?!?!?!?

RAIKU: Yes. Chaos is sueing us.

HOMOON: WHY???

HOMOON: Wait...is it because i destroyed the office that he had that used to be here?

CHAOS: Quite the Contrary.

HOMOON:Ah crap!

CHAOS: I'm actually suing you for stealing my idea of an office. I had the rights to an office similar to this before you came in here and bought the place!

HOMOON: What?

CAPTCHA: Uhh... {sues chaos for stealing OUR idea!} There we go!

HOMOON: {in a lame Australian accent} thanks mate! {gives captcha 50$}

{DAY ENDS}