Difference between revisions of "Holy Crap! Youtube!"

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{ALXX is sitting at his computer watching the Homestar Runner Lazer collection. All of a sudden, he's sucked into a strange, white place.}

ALXX: Woah. Where the crap am I?

RYAN: ALXX? ALXX?! ALXX!!! Oh, there you are.

ALXX: Ryan!? You're here too?

{A giant cursor begins moving around.}

ALXX: The heck is that!?

{The cursor clicks on Chocolate Rain. The setting turns into a studio. Tay Zonday pops up from a hole in the ground.}

TAY ZONDAY: {singing} Chocolate Raaaaaiiin! Some stay dry and others—{stops singing} WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!?

ALXX: Um, excuse me?

TAY ZONDAY: What are you kids doing in my studio?

ALXX: I don't know! I just got sucked in through my computer screen and I just found myself here!

TAY ZONDAY: Oh, you must be the ones that he summoned.

ALXX: What? Okay, this is making less sense per second. Could you tell me exactly what the crap is going on here???????

TAY ZONDAY: You don't know where you are, do you? You're on Youtube!

{dramatic music}

TAY ZONDAY: You were summoned here because Youtube is being taken over by a dark and sinister force.

{Kirbychu falls from the sky and lands on a link leading to a Super Mario Bros. gameplay video. The video loads, and everyone is in world 1-1.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: What the?

TAY ZONDAY: Oh, that happens sometimes to Youtube newcomers. Don't worry. You'll get used to navigating here in no time.

{meanwhile, a dark figure is watching the video with ALXX, Ryan, Kirbychu and Tay in Super Mario Bros.}

DARK FIGURE: Those fools think they'll be able to beat me...Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'll trick everyone into viewing my videos, and then they'll be my minions!!! Moowaaa hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

{A strange flaming goomba walks up.}

ALXX: OH MY GOD! A FLAMING GOOMBA! KIRBYCHU, YOU'RE PART KIRBY! EAT IT!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Hi X On Fire.

ALXX: EAT-{realizes who it is} Oh. Hi X. Didn't know who you were in this 8-bit world. Sorry for freaking out.

X ON FIRE: Okay, guys, I'm really freaked out. One minute I'm watching Deceased Crab, the next minute I'm a flaming goomba in Super Mario Bros!

TAY ZONDAY: Wow. There are more of you than I expected.

{Homfrog falls from the "log in" button and crushes X, sending them to a video entitled "Mario Talks Without Lungs"}

HOMFROG: Sorry, Xey-boy. {gets off, and hops back to everyone else}

HOMFROG: Hi guys! I logged in because I had logged out accidentally, and then my computer monitor turn black and flash a picture of a bleeding eyeball, accompanied with scream, and that scarred me for life, and then I got sucked into Youtube. And here I am. {a small "Unregistered Hypercam 2" sign appears in the top-left corner} Hey, what color hair do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? {pauses, then stares at HyperCam sign} WE'RE BEING ILLEGALLY TAPED! RUN FOR IT!

{Tay, ALXX, Kirbychu, Ryan, and X run away}

MARIO HEAD: What do you mean-a...Oh-a no!!!

{Mario Head floats away very fast. They run (and float) away until they find themselves in a trailer park. A strange little kid is taping himself with a camera}

SQUEAKY-VOICED KID: Oh my god, there's a whole bunch of weird people in my street. Mom says I can't be out in the street if there's weird people. There's, like, this guy in a robot suit, a guy who is, like, this blue fox thing, a flaming goomba, a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid, a floating Mario head, and a guy with glasses.

{Dr. Octagonapus appears in Squeaky-voiced Kid's windwow.}

DR. OCTAGONAPUS: DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! {does teh Shoop da Whoop}

TAY ZONDAY: Oh god. Dr. Octagonapus in a Fred video. This cannot be good.

FRED: {screams in terror, FIRES a LAZOR back at Dr. Octagonapus}

ALXX: The Youtube dimensions must have folded back upon each other, creating an ULTIMATE YOUTUBIVERSE!!! {dramatic music}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'm getting out of this! {He punches a random link. Everyone ends up in a Zeeky Bomb scene of the Demented Cartoon Movie.} Aw crap.

X ON FIRE: {clicks a random link}

RANDOM GUY: Gleeg snag zi- {video changes to Mega Man 2}

X ON FIRE: That's better! {goes to Air Man's stage}

RYAN: As long as they don't notice us...we-

ZEEKY BOMBS: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

RYAN: Aw crap.

{Nuclear explosion, everyone lands in the castle from Link: The Faces of Evil}

RYAN: HAW?

KING: Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi!

ALXX: DOES ANYTHING HERE ACTUALLY MAKE SOME SORT OF SENSE? WHY WERE WE SUMMONED HERE, ANYWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?

{Everyone falls down a hole.}

DARK FIGURE'S VOICE: Welcome to my secret lair! The reason you came was to defeat me! Well, how will you defeat my if you can't face the wrath of MY LAZOR ARMY!?!?!?!?!?!?

{Air Man begins shooting tornadoes, one hits the King.}

KING: Oh!

{The King gets caught in the tornado, which then knocks down the army of Shoop Da Whoop guys who were chargin' their lazars}

X ON FIRE: Well, that's lucky.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Wait, if we're in YouTube, wouldn't that mean we're in the internet? BRB!

{Kirbychu floats up to the adress bar and writes in "www.homestarrunner.com". The website loads.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I can't believe that worked.

{The "Come on in" screen pops up, but then Homestar does the Shoop da Whoop to Kirbychu}

DARK FIGURE'S VOICE: You see, Kirbychu, you can't win! I have taken over nearly everything!

X ON FIRE: Nearly everything? {goes to www.runescape.com}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: I'm no longer Kirbychu HR'D, I'm now KirbychuHRD!

{On Runescape, Sephiroth's Character is there.}

SEPHIROTH: ....Guys? What are you doing on the Internets?

KIRBYCHUHRD: HELP! We were sucked in here by some shadowy man who took over the internet! Listen Sephiroth, get off the computer, you'll be sucked in here if you don't!

{all of a sudden, an army of Shoop da Whoop guys attacks Kirbychu.}

SEPHIROTH: Wait a minute... {Drags Everyone off the internet, and puts all the Shoop da Whoop guys in a bunch of Shock Sites. He closes the browser, and opens a new one, and puts everyone there.} There. Now, to download some movies! {Opens up bittorrent, and an army of viruses pour out. A Norton Warrior comes, and kills them.}

EVERYONE: YAY! Go SuperNorton!

{The dark figure steps out of where the virus army came out, kills the Norton Warrior, then comes up to the gang.}

DARK FIGURE: Hahahahahaha! Do you really think you can beat me? Wait till I hit you with my patented attack!

{The dark figure steps out into the light to reveal...RICK ASTLEY!!!}

TAY ZONDAY: YOU!

RICK ASTLEY: {singing} We're no strangers to loooove...You know the rules, and so do I...do I...do I...

{Sephiroth starts clicking Rick Astley, irritating him.}

TAY ZONDAY: Well, in that case... {starts singing Choclate Rain}

{Gary Brolsma jumps in and starts dancing to Numa Numa.}

{Sephiroth gets sucked in.}

SEPHIROTH: Oh, great! Just Great! {A cursor then, picks him up, and smacks him on the address bar. The URL becomes 4Chan.} Oh. No. {Sees Loituma Girl, and Caramell Dansen Girls. He grabs Loituma's Leek. A Lion walks by.} A Lion! Get in the Car! ...AHH!! Memes! And.... a war... {Points, to see 4Chan, YTMND, and Scientology fighting.} We need to get out. Please.

X ON FIRE: We need to go somewhere where internet memes have no power. We have to go...to an EDUCATIONALLL WEBSIIIIITE....

ALXX: I know just the place!

{ALXX goes up to the search bar and writes in brainpop.com}

SEPHIROTH: No... {Types in a site. He misspells it, and they are transported to a weird Cheese Website.}

WEBPAGE: WELCOME TO HARDCORECHEESE.COM!!!!!!!!

ALXX: {looks at the picture} It's...a piece of cheese...with a "censored" sign on it. Oh, very funny, less than, slash, sarcasm, greater than. I'm getting out of here. {writes in Zombo.com in the URL box}

X ON FIRE: Hey...he's changing our URLs! This is www.ZOMBIES..com!

{a bunch of zombies start chasing everyone. ALXX voips away.}

TAY ZONDAY: NOOOO ALXX, you can't leave us like this!

ALXX: Zombies, meet Frankenstein!

{ALXX voips back with Edgar Winter, who proceeds to play some kick-awesome synth licks that make the zombies melt.}

ALXX: Thanks, man.

EDGAR WINTER: No prob, Bob.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {enters www.fledgepinz.com, gets taken to webkinz} It works!

{Vindicator runs across the screen, carrying anime videos, with an Imperial Guard from Oblivion chasing}

IMPERIAL GUARD: You- you- you- violated the law. STOP!

{Chaos falls from the sky and lands on the Imperial Guard.}

CHAOS: Oh, no. Not this again. {looks at the fledgepinz thing, and destroys it.} Webkinz deserves to die. It's a terrible, shawdy rip-off of Neopets. Get some originality, web developers!

ALXX: And I don't even like Neopets. {enters www.gomblog.net, gets taken to Homfrog.net}

{Tahu comes in through an inter-diminsional warp pipe}

TAHU: {looks at webpage} NO. {enters metoob.com, gets taken to youtube} This is how we defeat Rick Ast- {turns into Weegee}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: {inhales Weegee, somehow becoming Luigi Kirbychu} Luigi Ability from Weegee? Interesting. {shoots green fireball}

TAHU: kk im bac n im 1337 lol

ALXX: Tahu? What are you doing here?

TAHU: Don't ask me... {OOC: check the talk page}

ALXX: {OOC: I know.} Well, anyway, let's go stop that Rick Astley!!! Now if we could just--{looks the other way, sees Strong Mad and Fred Phelps} Oh, hi, Strong Mad. Dumbhosen.

PHELPS: Yer goin' ta hell!

STRONG MAD: CAN I KEEP HIM?

ALXX: No way!

STRONG MAD: HE FOLLOWED ME HOME!

ALXX: I said, no. Now put it back where it belongs!

TAY ZONDAY: Wait, ALXX. He's with the enemy. Maybe we can squeeze some answers out of him...