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| + | ''{Open to the front room of the apartment. Leigh is sprawled out over the couch while Garfield is lying on the floor. It is 7:00AM in the morning. Leigh tries to pick himself up, but fails.}'' | ||
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| + | '''LEIGH:''' My head... it's too heavy to move. | ||
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| + | ''{Garfield groans.}'' | ||
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| + | '''GARFIELD:''' When I'm back at the lab... I'm going to create a cure for hangovers... | ||
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| + | ''{Garfield sits up.}'' | ||
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| + | '''GARFIELD:''' No... even better... I am going to genetically modify myself so I don't get hungover ''ever again.'' | ||
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| + | ''{Lex walks out of his bedroom, as fresh as he can be. He walks over to the curtains and opens them. As the light hits Garfield and Leigh, they hiss.}'' | ||
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| + | '''LEIGH:''' The light, it burns!! I never should've come up to the surface; the light is too painful!!!! | ||
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| + | '''GARFIELD:''' I will... I will genetically modify the sun to not be '''SO FUCKING BRIGHT!!!!''' | ||
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| + | '''LEX:''' Eyy, whazzup, guys? Got a bit of the old Irish flu? | ||
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| + | '''GARFIELD:''' Lex... that's offensive. | ||
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| + | '''LEX:''' It's okay; I'm Irish, I'm allowed to say that stuff. | ||
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| + | '''LEIGH:''' I thought you were Jamaican... | ||
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| + | '''LEX:''' I'm a lot of things, mate. | ||
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| + | '''LEIGH:''' Oh. | ||
Revision as of 00:50, 26 November 2018
Synopsis
Transcript
{Open to the front room of the apartment. Leigh is sprawled out over the couch while Garfield is lying on the floor. It is 7:00AM in the morning. Leigh tries to pick himself up, but fails.}
LEIGH: My head... it's too heavy to move.
{Garfield groans.}
GARFIELD: When I'm back at the lab... I'm going to create a cure for hangovers...
{Garfield sits up.}
GARFIELD: No... even better... I am going to genetically modify myself so I don't get hungover ever again.
{Lex walks out of his bedroom, as fresh as he can be. He walks over to the curtains and opens them. As the light hits Garfield and Leigh, they hiss.}
LEIGH: The light, it burns!! I never should've come up to the surface; the light is too painful!!!!
GARFIELD: I will... I will genetically modify the sun to not be SO FUCKING BRIGHT!!!!
LEX: Eyy, whazzup, guys? Got a bit of the old Irish flu?
GARFIELD: Lex... that's offensive.
LEX: It's okay; I'm Irish, I'm allowed to say that stuff.
LEIGH: I thought you were Jamaican...
LEX: I'm a lot of things, mate.
LEIGH: Oh.
