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Previously on The Bastard Goes to the Movies...

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go ahead and watch a film about a angst nu metal dog who stands up and tackle all child molesters. Spoiler, the movie ends with some anal incest with his dad."

Well, I found something worse than that. MUCH... MUCH WORSE.

For the longest period of time, I've been searching of what seems to be the worst movie I've ever seen, and I am a sucker for something something good or bad, because sometimes, I do have an open mind for movies that I actually might watch. But shit yo, when your expectations are so low that they're buried into the center of the earth, and are burning in the pits of the fires along with extinct Egyptian myths, there's something wrong. And wouldn't you know it, the absolute worst movie I've ever seen is a Vince Offer movie, InAPPropriate Comedy.

So yeah, in 2013, some hacking, wasted, untalented chimp by the name of Vince Offer made a follow-up to a film, The Underground Comedy Movie, made 14 years prior, and the latter makes {sigh} The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall About It look like Casablanca by comparison. Hell, it even makes Movie 43 look like a grand-scale Oscar-winning masterpiece, and I don't even like the Oscars. Fuck you, Academy! Leonardo DiCaprio is the true actor here, and he's loyal to his fans, and he even made a Kickstarter of how he should have fans pay to see him shirtless.

But enough blabbering, someone requested me to watch this a long time ago, and I say thanks for making me watch this abysmal turd. Now, to give this cinematic homicide a tackle of its lifetime.

I will say, the positive I could gather is that it lives up to the title. The sketches that were made in this movie are... well, made as apps used on iPads. But that's not even a saving grace from this. But yeah, you get sketches in the movie, like the Amazing Racist, which is a parody of Amazing Race, and I don't even like that show; yet they foam and shoehorn in racist jokes. Then, there's Blackass, which is Jackass, but with black people. Isn't that ori-Loiter Squad, a show with the same concept, was aired on [adult swim] and as bad as that show was, it had more substance. And you get Adrian Brody's foamed in performance, and Lindsay Lohan not trying to act as usual.

What am I doing with my life?

This movie is so bad, I had to ask to myself, "Why do I exist? Why is the meaning of life? And why can't we all have nice things?" InAPPropriate Comedy is the reason why life is scary. This thing (and no, for now on, I'm calling it a thing and not a fucking movie) made me cry from start to finish. Fuck that noise... and fuck Vince Offer!

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INAPPROPRIATE COMEDY IS OWNED BY FREESTYLE RELEASING