Difference between revisions of "Raggon's World/Lex"

Revision as of 21:28, 11 September 2013

{Cut to a basement somewhere, horribly made to look like a studio. Raggonix is behind a $50 camera, filming.}

RAGGON: Welcome to...THE RAGGON SHOW. It's that super cool hip YOUTUBE SHOW. Super groovy. Now, let's rip off what Daily Show does..

{Raggon looks through notes.}

RAGGON: These are all bullshit. Raggonix, bring out the guest.

{Raggonix opens a small trunk, lifting out...LEX!. Lex is then ductaped to a wheely chair, and pushed aside Raggonix.}

LEX: LET ME GO YOU MONGRELS.

RAGGON: Isn't he a joker? Hahaha...Lex, why did you sign up to be on my show today?

LEX: I DIDN'T. I came to buy that used car!

RAGGON: Whatever. What are your favorite hobbies?

LEX: I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU UNTIE ME YOU FAT BASTARD

{Raggonix waves a shiv in Lex's face, and then cuts the rope. Lex proceeds to drop kick him, until Raggon sits on him.}

RAGGON: I ASKED A QUESTION. DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?

LEX: We-

RAGGON: I SAID, DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?

LEX: NO SIR.

RAGGON: NOW ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, CLARENCE.

{He gets off Lex, who sits down in the chair, sore from being squashed by an air-man recolor.}