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Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars. | Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars. | ||
| − | We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. | + | We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. Meanwhile, we see the children getting ready for a pointless dance competition at, yes, McDonalds, featuring Ronald McDonald. Nope, i'm not gonna do a Ronald McDonald joke that involves Tourettes guy saying it. It's overkilled and is too easy. |
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Revision as of 21:28, 26 August 2013
Hey! Guess what? Self-promotion! Yeah, it took me a while to get to a movie that whores out products like Coke, sears, Skilttles, and McDonalds. Seems like a good idea! Not for a movie, but for a commercial at your local mall. Mac & Me is not only your typical shameless ET knockoff, but it is also a film that whores more than said film. Where ET at least whores a little with Resse's Pieces, this Mac & Me bullshit is basically a promotion whore of its own.
Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars.
We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. Meanwhile, we see the children getting ready for a pointless dance competition at, yes, McDonalds, featuring Ronald McDonald. Nope, i'm not gonna do a Ronald McDonald joke that involves Tourettes guy saying it. It's overkilled and is too easy.
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