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CONNOR PLAYS OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god where am I

where the fuck am i

i was just walking around the imperial city, looking for a place to sleep maybe a bite of food

now it's dark and i'm just so lost and cold and scared

everyone in this town is bipolar and i just want to go home ;_;

Day One: Still in Imperial City. Time: I don't even know anymore

I see the same faces wherever I go

The map tells me nothing

I have passed these buildings before, god knows how many times

why did i have to escape prison

why

damn you uriel septim

damn you to hell

First Night. Imperial City

It has started to rain

I am but a lonely, miserable pink-haired orc in a whole new world of unimaginable suffering and woe

i seek shelter under an archway near the gate into town

an imperial watchman gives me an empty stare

he knows

they all know

First Night: All Saint's Inn

my gods, there's been a miracle

there was an inn near the city gate all along

I eagerly walk in and ask for a room

the innkeeper sneers at me as i realize i have no coin

I calmly step outside and crawl into a ball, sobbing

nobody knows the pain of little stevie rubbins

Day Two: Imperial Lighthouse

I can hardly remember the night before

The most I can grasp is stumbling into the imperial lighthouse and just shoving a watchman off of his bed

he did nothing

he simply stood over me and stared as I drifted off to sleep

I awaken to a loud crash

Startled, I turn to my right to see an imperial guard standing on a bed, just... glaring down at me

I get up to witness a watchman sitting in a table

no literally, he's sticking through the fucking table

calmly sipping his drink like nothing's wrong

i-is that what i heard

I talk to him

"There isn't a problem, is there?" he says calmly, as if he doesn't even know

this damn town is mad

Day Three: Imperial Prison

i never should have fucking left skyrim

i just had to get mixed up with that moonsugar incident

i don't even know what i did this time

when i woke up, the only way out was locked

i had no choice but to pick the lock

all of my lockpicks were broken and when i stood up they were just standing there, grinning madly at me

"Well well, caught in the act and no coin to pay your fine! I'm confiscating your stolen goods and it's off to prison with you!"

it was the only way out

i literally had no choice

they were the ones who locked the doooh holy shit

they did it on purpose

that's why they let me spend a night

just so they could mock me the next morning

i begin to cry as they lead me to prison

i should have listened to mom

why didn't i become a doctor