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| − | '''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{types}'' Um, gee. I know that this is not a scam. Though I doubt it is, since you spelt my name... right! | + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{types}'' Um, gee. I know that this is not a scam. Though I doubt it is, since you spelt my name... right! Wow. I'm actually surprised. Though my uncle's name was Barty. I go by the name of Spartacus. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' But yeah, I guess I gotta go to the bank right now, and get the million dollars I wanted. Sheeyit, Boss Boo only paid me to burn kittens. ''{random cat meows offscreen}'' Shut the hell up! But yeah, off I go. ''{leaves the computer room}'' |
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| + | ''{scene cuts to downtown, Barry Bird, Frankly Frank, Really Reilly, and Sobot are seen drinking beer, finding Mayfield Way}'' | ||
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| + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' Okay guys, now all we gotta do is find the Amazing Million Man, and beat the fucking shit out of him till he cums blood and stuff. | ||
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| + | '''SOBOT:''' Haven't you done it before? | ||
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| + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{looking puzzled}'' What? Do you? Mean? | ||
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| + | '''SOBOT:''' Well, I calculated the time we've been to Mexico, and did the same with some kawaii Mexican guy drinking tequila while owning his series of anime waifus. | ||
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| + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{sexually fantasizes}'' Oh yeah, now that's all I need. | ||
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| + | '''FRANKLY FRANK:''' Dude, are you gay? | ||
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| + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' Always happy. | ||
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| + | '''REALLY REILLY:''' Um, should we snap him out of this, Frank? | ||
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| + | '''FRANKLY FRANK:''' ''{thinks for 3 seconds only to say something afterwards}'' Nah. | ||
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| + | '''SOBOT:''' ''{looks at the Mayfield Way bank building, gasps}'' I found the building! Let's destroy the shit out of it, so that we could get some money! | ||
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| + | '''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{snaps back to normal}'' Oh right. Well, not so fast, Sobot. In order to destroy the piece of crap, we gotta find the piece of crap person. | ||
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| + | '''SOBOT:''' Um... | ||
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| + | '''REALLY REILLY:''' Let's just go with it, Sobot. | ||
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Latest revision as of 11:57, 15 December 2015
summary: Barry gets a million dollars.
CAST: Barry Bird
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: December 14, 2015
Transcript
BARRY BIRD: {singing while typing "bbemails.exe"} If you like to email, I know that I'm your man! You check some, you spam some, it's always the same to me!
Subject: hi bartybartty bird,
i have million of dollar waiting for you.
please come collect it at 1673 mayfield way.
you will love this. i guarantee it.
-the amazing million man
BARRY BIRD: {types} Um, gee. I know that this is not a scam. Though I doubt it is, since you spelt my name... right! Wow. I'm actually surprised. Though my uncle's name was Barty. I go by the name of Spartacus. {clears screen, continues typing} But yeah, I guess I gotta go to the bank right now, and get the million dollars I wanted. Sheeyit, Boss Boo only paid me to burn kittens. {random cat meows offscreen} Shut the hell up! But yeah, off I go. {leaves the computer room}
{scene cuts to downtown, Barry Bird, Frankly Frank, Really Reilly, and Sobot are seen drinking beer, finding Mayfield Way}
BARRY BIRD: Okay guys, now all we gotta do is find the Amazing Million Man, and beat the fucking shit out of him till he cums blood and stuff.
SOBOT: Haven't you done it before?
BARRY BIRD: {looking puzzled} What? Do you? Mean?
SOBOT: Well, I calculated the time we've been to Mexico, and did the same with some kawaii Mexican guy drinking tequila while owning his series of anime waifus.
BARRY BIRD: {sexually fantasizes} Oh yeah, now that's all I need.
FRANKLY FRANK: Dude, are you gay?
BARRY BIRD: Always happy.
REALLY REILLY: Um, should we snap him out of this, Frank?
FRANKLY FRANK: {thinks for 3 seconds only to say something afterwards} Nah.
SOBOT: {looks at the Mayfield Way bank building, gasps} I found the building! Let's destroy the shit out of it, so that we could get some money!
BARRY BIRD: {snaps back to normal} Oh right. Well, not so fast, Sobot. In order to destroy the piece of crap, we gotta find the piece of crap person.
SOBOT: Um...
REALLY REILLY: Let's just go with it, Sobot.
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