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Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars. | Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars. | ||
| − | We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. | + | We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. Meanwhile, we see the children getting ready for a pointless dance competition at, yes, McDonalds, featuring Ronald McDonald. Nope, i'm not gonna do a Ronald McDonald joke that involves Tourettes guy saying it. It's overkilled and is too easy. |
| − | + | Not to mention, there is a scene with the little kid on a wheelchair that is rolls to the cliff all the way down to the waterfall or river or... whatever, its kinda fucked up in some sort. So anyway, the kids think of a way to get MAC home. But there is another alien, and it is the same alien as MAC, except it's female. But you can't tell the difference because they have no genitalia. The only difference is one is blue and the other is pink. No help whatsoever. | |
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| + | So then, MAC goes back home, and he will be back. hell, even the words, "We will be back" appear like a sequel is gonna happen. But no sequel happened because it sucked and it was a massive bomb from critics and at the box office. Hell, there was even a reference in the movie, ''Paul.'' At least that movie was more entertaining than this shit. But who am I to kid, I am actually making a movie about Red M&M & Yellow M&M narrating a ripoff of ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' and it features Chester Cheetah from Cheetos, the Geico gecko, Jack from Jack in the Box, and even the 8-bit characters from the weird Australian nintendo commercial as the HAL 9000 ripoff. I'm not gonna spoil the movie for you, however, in this movie, one of them gets raped by the HAL 9000 ripoff. | ||
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| + | '''JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW!''' | ||
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| + | MAC & ME IS OWNED BY ORION, NOW METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER. | ||
Latest revision as of 14:35, 14 December 2013
Hey! Guess what? Self-promotion! Yeah, it took me a while to get to a movie that whores out products like Coke, sears, Skilttles, and McDonalds. Seems like a good idea! Not for a movie, but for a commercial at your local mall. Mac & Me is not only your typical shameless ET knockoff, but it is also a film that whores more than said film. Where ET at least whores a little with Resse's Pieces, this Mac & Me bullshit is basically a promotion whore of its own.
Hey kids, you want your movie to open up with Ronald McDonald narrating the movie? Too bad, because it only happened in the trailer. makes sense since I didn't want my review to shamelessly open up with a 5-dollar pizza commercial from Little Caesars.
We begin with the NASA corporation having a satellite landing in the "unknown" planet, which they don't explain what planet is called, as it eventually sees four alien creatures, and they get sucked to Earth, and then, we meet MAC. An alien that looks like ET's mentally challenged cousin. Meanwhile, we see the children getting ready for a pointless dance competition at, yes, McDonalds, featuring Ronald McDonald. Nope, i'm not gonna do a Ronald McDonald joke that involves Tourettes guy saying it. It's overkilled and is too easy.
Not to mention, there is a scene with the little kid on a wheelchair that is rolls to the cliff all the way down to the waterfall or river or... whatever, its kinda fucked up in some sort. So anyway, the kids think of a way to get MAC home. But there is another alien, and it is the same alien as MAC, except it's female. But you can't tell the difference because they have no genitalia. The only difference is one is blue and the other is pink. No help whatsoever.
So then, MAC goes back home, and he will be back. hell, even the words, "We will be back" appear like a sequel is gonna happen. But no sequel happened because it sucked and it was a massive bomb from critics and at the box office. Hell, there was even a reference in the movie, Paul. At least that movie was more entertaining than this shit. But who am I to kid, I am actually making a movie about Red M&M & Yellow M&M narrating a ripoff of 2001: A Space Odyssey and it features Chester Cheetah from Cheetos, the Geico gecko, Jack from Jack in the Box, and even the 8-bit characters from the weird Australian nintendo commercial as the HAL 9000 ripoff. I'm not gonna spoil the movie for you, however, in this movie, one of them gets raped by the HAL 9000 ripoff.
JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW!
MAC & ME IS OWNED BY ORION, NOW METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER.
