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| − | Hello there. My name is Lex, and I am the current Emperor of the Lex Empire, which happens to be the biggest empire of people on this website. Do make yourselves comfortable as I tell you more about myself.
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| | + | But you can call me Sephiroth. |
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| − | *'''Real Name:''' Alex
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| − | *'''Age:''' 16
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| − | *'''Birthday:''' December 31
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| − | *'''Nationality:''' British/Canadian
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| − | *'''Religion:''' Agnostic
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| − | *'''Political Stance:''' I am my own god.
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| − | I currently reside in the United Kingdom, and I am loved by many. So much that the Queen offered to raise me as her heir, which I so modestly declined, due to me already being an emperor. I go golfing with Prince Charles every two weeks, and I occasionally hold parties with David Bowie, with Daft Punk always acting as my personal DJs. I am also the World Champion, and I live in a gigantic mansion beside the sea, where I chill out with my many hot super models. I am also a world hero, saving the world from Aliens not once, but 5 times in my lifetime. You didn't hear about it or see it happen, but just take my word for it, okay.
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| − | == Allies ==
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| − | These are people cool enough to be invited to my many mansion parties.
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| − | * [[User:Chaosvii7|Chaos]]
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| − | * [[User:Bellstrom|Bellstrom]]
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| − | * [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
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| − | * [[User:MelonDemon43|Melon]]
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| − | * [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|Kirbychu]]
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| − | * [[User:Zoo977]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Empire'''
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| − | * [[User:HunkOfJunk]]<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Empire
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| − | * [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]]
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| − | * [[User:Remolay]]
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| − | == Enemies ==
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| − | You might be thinking: How could anybody hate you, Lex? You're a sexy god! Well, I ''am'' an Emperor, afterall.. And you know, people can get jealous.
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| − | * {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} '''Possibly a threat'''
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| − | * <s>{{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}</s> '''Surrendered'''
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| − | * -[[User:Ninjaduck|'''Carl Brain''']] '''Possibly a threat'''
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| − | * {{User:Raiku/siggy}} '''Not a threat at all. But still an enemy.'''
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| − | == Contact Me ==
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| − | * [https://twitter.com/#!/The_Starman Twitter]
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| − | * [http://jailhouserocker.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]
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| − | * [http://HahahahahaI'mNeverDoingAnythingStupidLikeThatAgain Facebook]
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My name is Alex.
