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I'm going to show you what Hell sounds like.

The List

• NUMBER 10: REMOVED FOR THE SAKE OF GOOD TASTE

• NUMBER 9: "CHAIN REACTION" by Steps

First thing's first, I must admit, I do enjoy the original version of this song by Diana Ross. However, that rendition doesn't have the corny europop essence this one has. If anything, this version of the song is nothing but a novelty. Yucky.

• NUMBER 8: "CAN'T TOUCH DIS" by MC Hammer

From the late 90's onwards, this song proved to be a massive phenomenon. It even had a Weird Al parody. However, once the popularity started to die down, we all found the truth in what it really was. Novelty. And as we all know, Novelty is the worst kind of music. And here's a little fact for you: The main beat of this song was stolen by an earlier rock song, called "Superfreak".

• NUMBER 7: "ACHY BREAKY HEART" by Billy Ray Cyrus

As we all know, Billy Ray Cyrus is the father of teen pop singing sensation, "Miley Cyrus". In fact, nowadays that's the only thing he's known for. In the 90's however, he was a household name. Why? Because of 1 song he made. This song is filled to the brim with lyrics that repeat themselves, and a slow and sombre tune that drags on for the whole song. The worst thing however, is how it reinvented the trend of Line dancing. That, is unforgivable.

• NUMBER 6: "I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU" by The Rembrants

We all know this tune as the theme to the godawful sh*tcom "Friends", and even as a solo song it isn't any better. The tune is a horrible concoction of peppiness that makes me wanna puke. It's one of those "Get up and go" songs, but in all honesty, It makes me want to put a .357 magnum to my head and end it all.

• NUMBER 5: "TOGETHER FOREVER" by Rick Astley

This song was made at the height of Rick's career. To be honest, the song isn't all that bad, but the fact that it's pretty much a carbon copy of "Never Gonna Give You" up that puts it on this list.

• NUMBER 4: "VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR" by The Buggles

I am cringing right now just thinking of this song. The song is horrible, especially with the high pitched "OH OH" at the beginning. The upbeat poppiness of the song just kills me. Obviously, everyone disagrees on me about this, as songs like this are still being produced this very moment.

• NUMBER 3: "ICE ICE BABY" by Vanilla Ice

This song was released in 1989 by Vanilla Ice, who by that time prided himself for being the only white rapper around. Too bad that was likely to be the only reason why this song prospered in the first place. The main riff was stolen from an old Queen song, and the rapping on top of it proved to be quite obnoxious. Luckily, the Vanilla Ice trend died out and was laid to rest for a few years, where it was proven: WHITE BOYS CANNOT RAP. Well, that is until 1999 of course.

• NUMBER 2: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" by The Baha Men

This song makes me feel guilty. When it was first released, this was my favorite song. I used to dance to it all the time. But looking back, it makes me wanna bang my head on the table so hard I forget. It's a Pop reggae song, known mostly for the obnoxious chanting of "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" followed by an equally obnoxious "OOH OOH OOH OOH".

Now we get the worst song anyone can think of... It's... It's....

• NUMBER 1:"AGADOO" by Black Lace

THIS. SONG. IS. ASS. If you've ever gone to a party in your life, chances are that you've heard this song. It's juvenile, nonsensical, and terrible. This is the lowest of the low. Just listen to it. You'll know what I mean.