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Latest revision as of 20:45, 1 November 2016
Intro
Have you ever just sat down and thought to yourself, "Gee, I am sick and tired of the corrupt political establishment, and I feel weak and powerless to fix it"? Are you too lazy to campaign for a better government, to stand up for what is right in the world, to really make a positive difference in your own life and the community at large?
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Or do you just plain hate anybody who doesn't fit your demographic?
Well, sir, (I emphasize sir because no FEMALE will ever read this) look no further! For I am here to remedy this once and for all!
As the former bestselling author of "Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots!", I felt inspired by the 2016 political election to really do something about it, and here I am!
With my amazing guide, I can change you from an apolitical and disillusioned citizen into a total fucking cunt with no regard for others in no time! You will learn the basics, like appropriate times to call someone a "cuck" over the internet, how to use gendered slurs to refer to females and deny being sexist, and how to be a full functioning* member of the alt right.
* functional only in the sense of being a disturbance, actual advice on how to leave your mother's basement is something entirely different.
Alt-Right Sources
/pol/
One of the first places to look when going on the journey to being Alt-Right is the cornhole of the internet itself, 4chan.
