https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2FinboxZippy Emails/inbox - Revision history2026-05-25T01:57:32ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/inbox&diff=130728&oldid=prevBellstrom: /* Inbox */ you fail at tags2009-04-24T22:53:49Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Inbox: </span> you fail at tags</span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Inbox ==<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Email me here, preferably below the line!<br />
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'''MITCH:''' After all, we aren't paid for nothing.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' And let's- let's not make it too creepy. And no virus/spam emails. We here have standards, you know.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Yeah, no song lyrics either. Or poems. Just make it something we can answer.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>ZMail</div><br />
Use this blockquote.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject: awesome toy</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
<br><br />
Do you he an awesome toy idea?<br><br />
<br><br />
Wondering,<br><br />
Strong Rad<br />
<div>attachment: brick_commercial.exe</div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3">Zippy:<br /><br />
Come to scenic Not Hawaii.<br/><br />
With its beautiful not palm trees,<br/><br />
our world-renowned not ocean breeze,<br/><br />
and the pretty ladies wearing not hula skirts.<br/><br />
Come to scenic Not Hawaii.<br/><br />
<div>Attachments:<br/><br />
video_tour_nh.mp4<br/><br />
plain_ticket_purchaser.exe</div><!--DO NOT MAKE A VIRUS EMAIL--></blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Papa Bear</div><br />
Get your assless chaps, Papa Bear.<br><br />
We're gonna go clubbing tonight<br><br />
and ''you're gonna like it, ooh,''<br><br />
''yes you are, you dirty little stain''<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Pollution</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br />
As I was walking outside of your house,<br><br />
I saw someone peeing in the lake.<br><br />
Ziplandia must do something about this injustice!<br><br />
Find out who was responsible!<br><br />
-Anonymous Informant<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Dead</div><br />
Hey Zippy!<br><br />
If you died, who or what would you<br><br />
want to be reincarnated as?<br><br />
Cheers!<br><br />
-Man with a Knife<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Speed</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
As your name implies to me,<br><br />
you seem to be pretty "zippy".<br><br />
How fast can you run?<br><br />
From,<br><br />
Your old gym teacher<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>electricity notice</div><br />
Mr. Zippy,<br />
It has come to our attention that<br><br />
You are overdue for a payment<br><br />
on your home electricity.<br><br />
Starting at 12:00 PM, we will<br><br />
shut off your electricity.<br><br />
This may have the adverse effect<br><br />
of having your house invested<br><br />
by vermin such as mice and roaches.<br><br />
Have a nice day.<br><br />
-The Anytown Electric Company<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Urgent Notice!</div><br />
Sir Zippy!<br/><br />
Your house has been infested with Nevada Wasps!<br//><br />
Nevada Wasps are deadly pests whose bites could calls a large rash, swelling, and sometimes death!<br/><br />
Please leave the building for a few days while we are killing the wasps.<br/><br />
''- Odnetnin Infestation Control''<br />
</blockquote></div>Bellstrom