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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #8: powers'''

Zippy has to choose a power to have. Hypothetically.

'''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky, Mitch, Young Couple

'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Kooky's Lab, Mitch's House, Anytown Mall

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: Indy X9.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Checking emails, forwards and sdrawkcab! ''{opens email}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>subject: powers</div>
Hey Zippy,<br/>
If you had the ability to do anything, what<br/>
would that anything be? Also, if you can, explain<br/>
why you chose that anything.<br/>
See ya!<br/>
Conchris<br/>
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' Wow, do ''we'' have a stickler here. What, you want my life story? Check the second email. Anyhow, ''{typing}'' that's an interesting question, Chris. Seeing as you're incredibly vague with the word ability, I take it you mean ''superpower''! And this is a tough one. On one hand, I could have x-ray vision... but that would raise this email show to PG-13, and we don't want that. ''{clears screen}'' No, Chris, my power of choice is... ''transformation''. The best power ever.

''{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Zippy walks in.}''

'''KOOKY:''' Why if it isn't our regular, Zippy. What do you want?

'''ZIPPY:''' I want- I want the transform. Give me the transform.

'''KOOKY:''' What are you babbling about?

'''ZIPPY:''' Listen, I just got an email, and I want to be able to transform. I'm thinking that you've got the smarts to be able to make a transmogrifier or whatevs.

'''KOOKY:''' Zippy, you know that transformation is both implausible and physically impossible.

'''ZIPPY:''' What about the Plot Device?

'''KOOKY:''' Oh! I have that, don't I?

''{Kooky takes out the Plot Device and pushes a big red button on it. Suddenly, a big boxy machine appears behind Kooky.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' See? That wasn't so hard.

'''KOOKY:''' Alright, then. Get in. I don't know how it works, so you figure it out.

''{Zippy steps into the machine and presses a button. He is zapped with massive amounts of electricity before stumbling out of the machine and falling over.}''

'''KOOKY:''' I guess that button doesn't work.

'''ZIPPY:''' No, no... I'm... I'm okay.

''{Zippy stands up.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Did it work? Am I a tyrannosaur yet?

'''KOOKY:''' You're a moron, but that's no change.

'''ZIPPY:''' Whatever. I wish I was a tyrannosaur.

''{Suddenly, Zippy starts to shake. His body morphs into that of a tyrannosaur.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Holy... this is amazing!

'''KOOKY:''' Oh. That's how it works.

'''ZIPPY:''' Wait, wait, wait. I wish I was... a rock monster!

''{Zippy turns into a golem shaped vaguely like his former self.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hahahaha awesome! I'm off to go mess with people!

''{Zippy trudges off, still a golem.}''

'''KOOKY:''' Mess with people? Is that all he does?

''{Cut: Mitch's House. Mitch is walking to the refrigerator. He opens the fridge and takes a beer. Suddenly, the beer sprouts a face.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Mitchy! I'm Bud!

'''MITCH:''' Wh- ''what''?

'''ZIPPY:''' You know, you're killing yourself when you drink us! Liver cirrhosis is in your future! Tee-hee!

'''MITCH:''' Oh God... oh God! I'm... what's going on?

''{Suddenly, Zippy morphs back.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hahaha! Psyche!

''{Zippy runs off.}''

'''MITCH:''' ... ''{sighs}'' This is why I drink.

''{Cut: Anytown Mall. People are walking by a statue that looks suspiciously like Zippy. A couple stops by.}''

'''MAN:''' Oh, honey! Look at that statue! Isn't it so neat?

'''WOMAN:''' It's so unique!

'''ZIPPY:''' Why thank you! I thought that you'd all like the rustic look.

'''WOMAN:''' EEK!

'''MAN:''' ''Run''!

''{The couple runs away.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hahaha. Teenage love.

''{Cut: Mitch's House, again. Mitch is drinking at his table. Suddenly, another echidna walks in, who looks a lot like Mitch. Almost exactly like him.}''

'''MITCH:''' What the... who are you?

'''ECHIDNA:''' I'm your shattered future self! Due to years of alcohol abuse, my liver scabbed over to the point where I needed a transplant! I also went half braindead! If you keep drinking, you'll become what I am!

'''MITCH:''' Oh God, really? Wait, wait, wait. You're just Zippy, aren't you? You're just Zippy in disguise! Leave right now!

'''ECHIDNA:''' Fine. But it's your fault. All yours.

''{The echidna walks out. Suddenly, another echidna walks in.}''

'''OTHER ECHIDNA:''' Hey, look at me! I'm your future self!

'''MITCH:''' Zippy, get out.

''{The echidna morphs back into Zippy.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh. Sorry. By the by, this guy popped by, said he was your future self? I didn't believe it. Did you already see him?

'''MITCH:''' ''{distressed}'' Wait, wh-

'''ZIPPY:''' See ya, man.

''{Zippy leaves. A few seconds later, Mitch pours his beer into the sink.}''

''{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Zippy walks in.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Kooks?

'''KOOKY:''' Yeah?

'''ZIPPY:''' Why can't I transform anymore? I just tried to transform into a pair of ladies underwear, and I couldn't!

'''KOOKY:''' Well, it turns out tha- Wait, what? Ladies... underwear?

'''ZIPPY:''' Listen, I'd rather you don't question it. Now, why come I can't transform?

'''KOOKY:''' According to the manual that came with the time machine, it turns out it only lasts a little while.

'''ZIPPY:''' Aw, man! Let me get back in the machine!

'''KOOKY:''' Nope. I can't let anyone ever use this again, much like the time machine.

'''ZIPPY:''' Come on! Can't you let me use it at least one more time?

'''KOOKY:''' Nope. I can't let anyone ever use anything this powerful again. Sorry.

'''ZIPPY:''' Damn you and your inventor's code!

''{Cut: Indy X9.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Conchy, transformation ''is'' the best power ever. Too bad none of you will ever do it. ''{speaking}'' That's it for this episode. Peace!

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>Click [[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">here</span>]] to email Zippy!</div>
</blockquote>

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