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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #4: double feature'''

Zippy gets a death threat and reveals the origins of his shoes.

'''CAST:''' Zippy

'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: Indy X9.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, everyone! Since I'm feeling generous, and lazy, today I'll be doing two emails!

''{Zippy opens his first email.}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>subject: >:(</div>
Kill Not Skullbuggy,<br/>
Where'd you die? In the New York Strip?<br/>
I hate you,<br/>
Vince G. Agoman<br/>
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ... ''{typing}'' So, what? Is this a death threat? Because it looks like it's written by an eight-year old. If ''these'' are the kind of hate mails I get, I'd hate to see my ''fans''.

''{Pan to show Vince Gagoman outside Zippy's window, holding a shotgun.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Disregarding that... ''{clears screen}'' Though I'd rather not think of where I'm going to die, I will tell you where this email's going. ''{speaking}'' Alright, then. Retrace the IP, computer!

''{Pause.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah, yes. I forgot. I should type it in instead.

''{Zippy types in "retrace ip".}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div></div>
IP found.<br/>
Name: Vincent Gagoman

Send swift kick in the trousers? y/n<br/>
</blockquote>

''{Zippy presses "y".}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Alrighty, then. That's taken care of. Next email!

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>subject: shoes</div>
Dear Zippy,<br/>
Where'd you find your shoes?<br/>
Signed,<br/>
Chwoka<br/>
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, a ''good'' question! ''{typing}'' Well, Ch- chw- you know, I can't really say your name. How about I just call you C and we meet halfway? ''{clears screen}'' Well, these babies--red Converse All-Stars, to be exact--

''{A small message flashes on the screen reading "Paid for by Converse".}''

'''ZIPPY:''' -were hard to find. I searched high and low looking for them until I got 'em off of eBay. Though I have to admit, my old shoes weren't bad.

''{Zoom out to show Zippy wearing some Doc Martins. He jumps out of his seat and starts strutting around.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Check 'em out! They've got steel toes, even!

''{Zippy kicks them off and out the window. He sits back down.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' So, C, I guess that answers your question.

''{Pause.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' You know, the funny thing is that I wear shoes but no pants. Or anything. Now that I've noticed that... I'm off to get dressed.

''{Zippy runs off.}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>Click [[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">here</span>]] to email Zippy!</div>
</blockquote>

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