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2009-05-29T20:14:18Z

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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #34: fashion'''

Zippy gets him some new threadz.

== Transcript ==
'''ZIPPY:''' I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my message in an email, yeah!

<blockquote class="zippy3">
<div>Divs are tacky</div>
Zip, hombre, you need to get<br>
a new ensemble. Your current one<br>
is rather bland and unoriginal and<br>
uninspired and besides, red's been out<br>
since August. I hear purple is the new<br>
black, though, so you're on the right<br>
track to getting your faboo back.<br>
Ta ta darling!<br>
Wesley McBride<br></blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Red's been out since ''August''?! Which August we talkin' about here?

<blockquote class="zippy3">
<div>WHEN RED BES OUT: August 1993</div>
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Woah! Woah! Woah! This is some pretty bad news, considering... what, all of my clothes are red? I mean, all I wear is a bandanna and some shoes. That's considered clothes... right? ''{clears screen}'' Anyhow, I think you're right, Wes. I need to update my look; so let's go.

''{Cut: Le Boutique Snootique. Zippy walks up to the door.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' I can't believe I had to go all the way to Downtown City to get new clothes! Eh, it's worth it... I guess.

''{Zippy walks into the store, and is immediately stopped by an incredibly snooty-looking female frog in incredibly snooty-looking clothes.}''

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Oh, 'allo, 'allo, welcome to ''le Boutique Snootique''! ''Je m'appelle'' Grenouelle, an' I assume you are 'ere for ''le vêtements''?

'''ZIPPY:''' Uh... I'm not sure what exactly you're saying, ma'am, but I'm here for clothes.

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Oh, ''exactement''! You will find, ''mon cheris'', that we 'ave an ''absolutement massif'' arrangement of clothes and accessories!

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, that's good! You got anything for short n' stubby types, ma'am?

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Oh, of course! We 'ave everything for every body type! Now, what are you looking for, ''exactement''? ''Bandannas? Chaussures? Cire de bec?''

'''ZIPPY:''' Uh... First one?

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Ah, of course! Follow me, ''mon cheris''!

''{Zippy follows Grenouelle over to a rack of many different colored fabrics. Grenouelle grabs a more different red one and pulls it off of the rack. She takes off Zippy's bandanna in one pull and ties the new one quickly around Zippy's neck.}''

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Well? What do you think? Is it not ''parfait''?

'''ZIPPY:''' Well it's no ice cream treat, but it ''is'' snappy and cool!

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Excellent! And how about your shoes?

'''ZIPPY:''' They ''have'' been getting old and nas-tay. I think I deserve a change.

'''GRENOUELLE:''' Well, I 'ave just the thing for you!

''{Grenouelle takes out a pair of Red Converse shoes that look almost exactly like Zippy's old ones. Zippy takes them and tries them on.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Wow! They fit like a foot-glove!

'''GRENOUELLE:''' ''Parfait''! Z'en we are done 'ere!

'''ZIPPY:''' Great!

''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I'm back, and decked out in my new threads! I think they look awesome, and are totally not a cop-out at all! You guys just don't know fashion. ''{speaking}'' Anyhow, see y'all next time, when I visit a farm and learn how to milk a cow. Later!

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