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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Zippy Email #32: dance-off&#039;&#039;&#039; Wait, is that hyphenated? Beats me. == Transcript == &#039;&#039;&#039;ZIPPY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Well, you guys, it&#039;s another one. Of my emails. &lt;blockquote class=&quot;zipp...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Zippy Email #32: dance-off'''<br /> <br /> Wait, is that hyphenated? Beats me.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Well, you guys, it's another one. Of my emails.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;zippy3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Dancing&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Zippy,&lt;br&gt;<br /> I heard your dancing was the best!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I beg to differ.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I challenge you to a dance contest at the Underground Dance Club!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You'll find it easy.&lt;br&gt;<br /> From.... I'm not telling!<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Aww, man. You tease. ''{typing}'' Well, Anonymost, you may have heard that I am a ''supreme'' dancer. Just take a look at my trophy cabinet!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to Sticky's tank. Sticky is snipping at a trophy lodged in the gravel of his tank.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's right!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan back.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' I've won a trophy for my dancing--second place in the all-state line-dancing tournament-challenge! I've also got a medal for hyphenation somewhere, but that one's too low-quality to show off to you viewers. Anyway, ''{clears screen}'' I don't believe we ''have'' an Underground Dance Club, se-<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Zippy!<br /> <br /> ''{Zippy groans.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Aruseus.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out. Aruseus is sitting on Zippy's bed.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Mind telling me why you're here?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, I don't know. February vacation's all up ons and I thought I might as well drop by. New Hampshire's a long way away from Free Country!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Well, uh... that's... good. And all.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Did you know that your bathroom window doesn't have a lock on it?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Anyway, do you have anything important to say?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' You were talking about that dance club? I know a place where you can go meet him!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''Really''.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a building. A sign on the front says &quot;Hoedown Town&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Wh-what is this?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Hoedown Town!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Since when was ''this'' here?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Gor, I don't know. Anyway, let's go inside! The guy said he'd meet here!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' No he didn't-<br /> <br /> ''{The two walk inside to see a massive crowd encircling the dance floor.}''<br /> <br /> '''??????:''' ''{offscreen}'' So, did he show up yet?<br /> <br /> '''?????:''' ''{offscreen}'' No, not yet.<br /> <br /> '''??????:''' ''{offscreen}'' Heh! Figures!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Wait a minute... I know that smug! It can only be one person!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Trophy Thomas?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, my- wait. No. Not him at all.<br /> <br /> '''??????:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey... I know that voice!<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd separates. On the dance floor is Speedy the koala, flanked by Harry, a hedgehog, and a penguin named Orville.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ... ''Speedy''.<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' ''Zippy''. Glad you made it!<br /> <br /> '''HARRY:''' So is this the guy, boss?<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' Heh! You bet.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Woah, you guys are like... Anti-Zippy! <br /> <br /> ''{Orville gets close to Aruseus.}''<br /> <br /> '''ORVILLE:''' Not me. I'm a ''penguin''.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ahhh... g-great.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' So you think you're a better dancer than me?<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' I don't need to think about it. I have my friends to do it for me.<br /> <br /> '''ORVILLE:''' Not me. I'm a ''penguin''.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' So are we going to dance or not?<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' Hah! You like to cut to the chase, huh?<br /> <br /> ''{Speedy starts to dance. He begins with a simple stepping dance and begins to do acrobatic moves. He finishes with flair.}''<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' Hah! Your turn, duck-boy!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{growls}'' Don't call me a duck!<br /> <br /> ''{Zippy begins to do a western dance. He does a couple spins and flips and finishes.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{panting}'' How's... that?<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' ''Please''. I wouldn't even break a sweat!<br /> <br /> '''ORVILLE:''' Not me. I'm a ''penguin''.<br /> <br /> ''{Speedy breakdances. He spins on his head a numerous amount of times before vaulting himself into the air and doing a great amount of flips. Suddenly, he botches the landing and falls on his rear end.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Pfft! Nice one!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ohhh, this just got ''real''!<br /> <br /> ''{Zippy does a hip-hop dance. He employs various hip-hop moves, and suddenly breaks into a tap dance. Then, he begins breakdancing, and ends with an Irish stepdance.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Hah! ''{pants}'' That was... good, huh?<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' ... You're... not good enough.<br /> <br /> ''{The camera moves Speedy offscreen. Suddenly, Zippy gains an expression of terror. A bright blue glow emanates from offscreen and Zippy is blown back by it.}''<br /> <br /> '''SPEEDY:''' Good, huh?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ... You... you win.<br /> <br /> ''{Orville and Harry high-five Speedy as they exit.}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Cheer up, man! You did good!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{quietly}'' no i didnt<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Come on. You wanna go out for lunch?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' no<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' You want a soda?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' no<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ... You wanna go key Speedy's car?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' yes<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Let's go key his car.<br /> <br /> ''{The two leave.}''<br /> <br /> {{EmailZippy2}}</div>

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