https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F31Zippy Emails/emails/31 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:53:42ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/31&diff=98719&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #31: money''' Zippy helps Hammerhead make CASH NOW. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' It's season three and I'm still checking emails. Wow. ''{opens email}'' <...2009-01-01T07:36:33Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #31: money''' Zippy helps Hammerhead make CASH NOW. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' It's season three and I'm still checking emails. Wow. ''{opens email}'' <...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #31: money'''<br />
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Zippy helps Hammerhead make CASH NOW.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' It's season three and I'm still checking emails. Wow. ''{opens email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>Money</div><br />
Hello, zippy!<br><br />
I was planning on getting big brother an orniment, but the price was 250 dollars. Do you know a way to make money fast?<br><br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Hammerhead<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' As some of you may not know, I'm an expert at saving and spending money. That's how I can get cool cool computers like this!<br />
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''{The Fruity logo appears on the bottom right of the screen for a second. It then disappears.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' But seriously, product placement aside. I can give you a bunch of my patented secrets to get money, now!<br />
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''{A splash screen pops up, reading, "ZIPPY P'S GET CASH NOW!". After a bit, it disappears, and the scene is now in Zippy's kitchen.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Now, you may all be wondering... why am I in my kitchen? Simple! I'm going to show you how to conserve your food in order to save money for groceries ''and'' gas! It's easy!<br />
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''{Zippy opens his pantry and pulls out a can of "Warhol's Chicken Noodle Soup".}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Look at this soup can. It's much more than modern art, kids... it's two meals in one! After you're finished with the soup...<br />
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''{Zippy pours some soup into a bowl, and then proceeds to start eating the can.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{pained}'' Y-you can eat th-the can! S-see?<br />
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''{Cut: outside. Zippy is standing next to what appears to be his car.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' There's another way to save on gas money! Instead of using Ol' Petrolly, just take a can of ''this''!<br />
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''{Zippy takes out a can of grease.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I got it from El Burrito's down the street! Not only is it a good source of natural gas, it also smells great! I can't tell you how many guys tried following my car when I take it on the road... because... nobody has. Yet. But they will! I guarantee it!<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Front Yard. A small stand, with the words "ZIPPY'S K'NICK K'NACKS" on it, is stood up on the lawn. Zippy is sitting behind it.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Now, I'm sure you're all saying, "Zippy, you herculean stallion, I thought we were trying to ''make'' money!" Which is exactly what I'm doing now!<br />
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''{Zippy takes out a small sign and drapes it over the stand's counter. It reads "OPEN".}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' One of the best ways to make money is to sell your neighbor's old possessions for money!<br />
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''{Mitch walks over.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Hey, Zippy. What's up?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Just selling some things, that's all.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Oh, really? I might as well splurge a little bit... Those are some nice shears!<br />
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''{Mitch picks up a pair of hedge clippers.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Hm... quite sharp-looking. Nice color, little wear... I'll take 'em.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That'll be thirty dollars.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Huh... I'm not surprised. Hold on, let me get some mo- wait a minute...<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Hm?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' ... These are ''my'' hedge clippers! You stole them!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Thirty bucks and they're yours. Again.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Frg... Fine. I ''did'' pay fifty for them new, anyhow...<br />
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''{Mitch hands Zippy some money.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Steal anything from me again and- POW! Right in the kisser.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Sure thing, Ralph.<br />
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''{Mitch leaves.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' See? Easy thirty bucks!<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. One, eat ''everything'' you've got to save on grocery money. Two, use all-natural biodiesel instead of gasoline. Three, steal your neighbors stuff and sell it back to them at competitive prices. That, my friend, is how one saves money. ''{speaking}'' Tune in next time, everybody, when I take skiing lessons! Will it be a breeze, or will I eat powder? Only you can find out!<br />
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