https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F30Zippy Emails/emails/30 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:39:25ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/30&diff=89021&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #30: cleanup''' Zippy neglects his inbox. Chaos ensues. == Transcript == ''{Zippy walks into his bedroom, yawning. He itches his behind and sits down at his...2008-12-16T00:53:50Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #30: cleanup''' Zippy neglects his inbox. Chaos ensues. == Transcript == ''{Zippy walks into his bedroom, yawning. He itches his behind and sits down at his...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #30: cleanup'''<br />
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Zippy neglects his inbox. Chaos ensues.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Zippy walks into his bedroom, yawning. He itches his behind and sits down at his computer.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oof... how long's it been? I wonder how many emails I've got...<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>ZMail - Zippy's Inbox</div><br />
- RUSSIAN TURNUP | доктор Cossack<br/><br />
- Brother | Slim K. Platypus<br/><br />
- 1677721 | 4<br/><br />
- BOXCAR | Jim<br/><br />
- BEO | MITSER CRAPS<br/><br />
- more...<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oof. That's intimidating. And that "more" doesn't bode well for Zippy Parker Platypus. ... Welp. I'd better check these. The fans might get angry!<br />
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''{Zippy opens the first email.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject:RUSSIAN TURNUP</div><br />
Дорогой камрад,<br />
Вы знаете волшебство русского турнепса? Пробует холодным и трудным, как русский турнепс! I раз I couldn' poop t на 2 дня, и как только оно пришл вне, оно был большим и круглым, как русский турнепс! Имеете всегда ые вы моему daughter' варить s? Он безвкусен, как русский турнепс. Нет достаточно могут сказать о русском турнепсе.Ваш камрад, доктор Cossack.</blockquote><br />
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''{Zippy stares at the computer for a bit.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Uh... I don't know what language this is, nor do I know who sent this. But I ''do'' know what I'm gonna do with this email--DELETE IT!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETE IT!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Next!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject: Brother</div><br />
Howdy Partner!<br><br />
I am coming to visit!<br><br />
Let's have some fun.<br><br />
YEEHAW!<br><br />
Your western older brother,<br><br />
Slim K. Platypus<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Damnit! I've got relatives crawling out of the floorboards ever since I got this email show... some I don't think exist! Whatever. I am coming to reply to your email! Let's delete your email!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, that's two down. I don't know ''how'' many left...<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject: 1677721</div><br />
margaret<br />
the package is being delivered<br />
mr. teal will be in possession of it soon<br />
everything is going to plan<br />
the meeting will be at the pet store<br />
do not let roderick see this message<br />
- 4</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh... oh! ''{typing}'' Affirmative. I'll contact the Flower Children--they should be able to barricade Mulberry Street long enough for the transaction. Out. ''{speaking}'' I think it's best nobody sees this...<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' And another one bites the dust!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>BOXCAR</div><br />
BOXCAR<br /><br />
-Jim</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I don't even have a clever response for this one.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>BOXCAR!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That's... different.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>BEO</div><br />
BE QUITE SPUUNGEBOOB<br /><br />
-MITSER CRAPS</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' gfgh<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Let's do a different one.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject:d</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
Are you friends with Skullbuggy><br><br />
From, Albert Dinkra Helithan Denkerman<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, first thing. What's a Skullbuggy? Next thing.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That's over with... next!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject:goodbye horses</div><br />
it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose agein<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, come on! Not another creepy email ''{pronounces "age-in"}'' agein!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' We're almost done...<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject:Good???</div><br />
Hey theere,<br><br />
Does you gots a good work?<br><br />
Ifs you dont, this email will<br><br />
EXPLODE!!!<br><br />
have a good life,<br><br />
Jorge<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Woah, theere, Jorge. You need to use yourself a dictionary. And a manual of style. And a life.<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Any second now, Strong Bad's gonna come into my house and gut me. I just know it.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div>subject:Color</div><br />
Dear Zippy the Pinhead,<br/><br />
Is your purple fur a variant of albinism?<br/><br />
-Bell</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Is it possible? A ''good'' email? ''{typing}'' Well, Bell, my purple fur is not, in fact, albinism. There ''are'' albino platypuses--I once knew an albino platypus. He was a bit of a jerk. ''{speaking}'' Next!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><div>Subject: failure</div><br />
Deer Zippo.<br /><br />
I yam a object fail at everthing/<br /?<br />
Hell up pleaz;<br />
Jim</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' You sure yam, Jim. You sure yam.<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' How many more of these do I need to do?<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy3"><br />
<div><center>Inbox cleaned.</center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh. That's how many. Well! Tune in next time, everybody!<br />
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{{EmailZippy2}}</div>Skub