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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #3: movies'''

Zippy breaks out his first movie from the vault.

'''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky, Mitch, Aruseus

'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Zippy's Living Room, a Field

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9!

== Transcript ==

''{Open: Zippy's Bedroom.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clicks on email icon}'' Hey, everyone! It's another email!

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>subject: movie</div>
Dear Zippy,<br/>
Have you ever shot a multi-million blockbuster hollywood movie before?<br/>
If you did, how good was it?<br/>
From,<br/>
Sephiroth.<br/>
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{worriedly}'' Huh- wha- no! Never. Ever. Plever. NO.

'''?????:''' Liar.

''{Pan over to show Kooky holding a VHS tape.}''

'''KOOKY:''' You did make a movie.

'''ZIPPY:''' Hah, what are you- what are you talking about, Kooky?

''{Zippy leans in front of Kooky.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{whispering}'' <small>Ixnay on the appy-moviecray.</small>

'''KOOKY:''' Ha, nooooo way, man. We are seeing this movie!

'''ZIPPY:''' Well, if that's how we're going to do it, let me bust out the vodka.

''{Cut: the Living Room. Zippy, Kooky, Mitch and Aruseus are at the couch. Aruseus is holding popcorn while Zippy is holding a lowball glass.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Jus- just start the damn movie. I don't even care anymore.

'''MITCH:''' This is ''gonna'' be good.

''{Rotate to show the TV screen. The tape starts. Fade out.}''

''{Fade in: Zippy's Bedroom. A piece of paper is held in front of the camera, reading "The Secret Planet".}''

'''ZIPPY:''' The Secret... Pla- Planet! By Zippy the Platypus!

''{Jump cut: a field. Zippy is in a space suit--which is pretty much a fishbowl and some pajamas.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' I am the space-

''{Jump.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' The spaceman! I am out to find the secret planet!

''{A snowball is dangled in front of the camera, creating the illusion of a planet.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah! It's the secret-

''{Jump.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' I found the secret planet!

''{Aruseus walks on to the screen.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Raar. I am the secret monster of planet!

'''ZIPPY:''' Wait, wait, you did it wrong, start o-

''{Jump.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I am the monster of the secret planet!

'''ZIPPY:''' I will defeat-

''{Jump. Aruseus is now on the ground.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' He's dead. Now I must-

''{Jump. A dinosaur toy is being held in front of the camera and is hitting the snowball.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ahh! The secret planet is being attacked! By dinosaurs! Ohhh, nooo-

''{Jump. Zippy is standing in front of the snowball. It is near melted.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' The secret planet. Is no more.

''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. A piece of paper is held in front of the camera again, yet again reading "The Secret Planet".}''

'''ZIPPY:''' The- the end!

''{Zippy turns the paper around, which reads "The End".}''

''{Cut: Zippy's Living Room. Zippy is out cold, while everyone else is laughing.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, man! That monster was so stupid! Who played him, anyway?

'''MITCH:''' Oh my God, oh my- that was the worst ''and'' best thing I've ever seen!

'''KOOKY:''' Oh, dear! Oh, ho ho ho my!

''{Zippy mumbles a bit before falling off the couch. He wakes up.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' YOU MAKE ME DRINK, DAMN YOU.

''{Zippy stumbles off. Everyone is still laughing.}''

''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy is at his computer again.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Well, Seph, there you have it. I made a movie. No regrets. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to sleep off the booze.

''{Zippy leaves.}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
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</blockquote>

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