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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #29: crossover'''

Zippy Emails has a crossover with Sasukefan Emails!

== Transcript ==
'''ZIPPY:''' Zippy ga taosenai! ... Boy, ''that'' was an oblique reference. ''{opens email}''

<blockquote class="zippy3">
<div>subject: Crossover</div>
Have you ever crossed over? To...THE OTHER SIDE!?
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ... ''{typing}'' Uh, I don't quite get it. Does this mean you're going to kill me, or what?

'''???:''' ''{offscreen}'' No way, man!

''{Zippy turns around to see a guy dressed in an black jumpsuit with green hair and a headband.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' WAAAGH! What the- how did you get into my house?

'''???:''' Don't worry, man! I'm not gonna hurt you!

'''ZIPPY:''' Hold- hold on. Black jumpsuit... ninja headband... Are you Samus?

'''SASUKEFAN:''' No way, man! I'm Sasukefan!

'''ZIPPY:''' ... Pardon?

'''SASUKEFAN:''' From Sasukefan Emails? I'm sure you've heard of it--it's only the most popular email show on the Naruto Fanstuff Wiki!

'''ZIPPY:''' ... Excuse me?

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Didn't you hear? We're having a crossover!

'''ZIPPY:''' ... What?

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Why don't you meet my friends?

'''ZIPPY:''' You have ''friends''?

''{Two characters walk into the room. The first is a fairly distant-looking boy in black garb. The other is wearing a tan getup with slicked-back black hair.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' And these are?

'''SASUKEFAN:''' ''{motioning to first character}'' This is my best friend, Sasuke! He and I have awesome adventures when I check my email!

'''ZIPPY:''' ... You're not serious, are you?

'''SASUKE:''' Yeah, he and I are best friends! We both hate Naruto, so we have a lot in common!

'''ZIPPY:''' That's... that's not a lot-

'''SASUKEFAN:''' And this guy here is Neji, ''{motions to second character}'' my other friend! He's the straight man--he always keeps us in check!

'''ZIPPY:''' ... This- this is... horrible.

'''NEJI:''' Yeah, I kinda hate Sasukefan and Sasuke, but that's fine. I can stand them.

'''ZIPPY:''' ... Who approved this?

'''SASUKE:''' Come on, purple duck! Let's go to our place!

'''ZIPPY:''' You have a ''place''?

''{Cut: a massive mansion. Sasukefan, his friends, and Zippy walk in.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' You're kidding me.

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Yeah, yeah. I'm only twelve, I know, but I was so smart I got my license early and I bought this house with my inheritence from my parents who died in a car crash!

'''ZIPPY:''' That's... that's horrible!

'''SASUKE:''' No, it's alright, man! His parents ''wanted'' him to have the mansion!

'''ZIPPY:''' I bet this isn't even your mansion, you little twit.

'''NEJI:''' This is so stupid. I wish I weren't here.

'''ZIPPY:''' ''Somebody'' gets me, at least!

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Come on, guys! Let's check an email!

'''ZIPPY:''' How about we don-

''{Cut: Sasukefan's Royal Chambers. Sasukefan walks up to a massive computer.}''

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Computer! Open email!

'''ZIPPY:''' This is horrifying. How do you afford this kind of stuff?

'''NEJI:''' Inheritance, remember?

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh. I should definitely lower my standards.

<pre>
HELP. SASUKEFAN. HELP.

I can't escape this hell
So many times i've tried
But i'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

I can't escape myself
So many times i've lied
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

Somebody help me through this nightmare
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I can't escape this hell

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!

Goodbye.
-3DG
</pre>

'''ZIPPY:''' Holy hell-

'''SASUKEFAN:''' How did he know I love 3 Days Grace? I can ''totally'' connect with those lyrics!

'''ZIPPY:''' That's it. I need to leave.

'''SASUKEFAN:''' Really? But we were just about to have an awesome adventure inside a video game-

'''ZIPPY:''' I ''really'' need to leave.

''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy runs into his room and locks the door. He locks the window as well.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Okay... I think I'm safe. Hopefully those maniacs never bother me again. You see, viewers? This is why I never have crossovers. Ever. ''{speaking}'' Tune in next tine! I mean time. Tune in next time.

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