https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F23Zippy Emails/emails/23 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:40:17ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/23&diff=52025&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #23: custom compy''' Zoo and the gang ask Zippy about custom computers. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Email, email, give me an email. Mail. ''{opens email}'...2008-09-27T21:25:52Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #23: custom compy''' Zoo and the gang ask Zippy about custom computers. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Email, email, give me an email. Mail. ''{opens email}'...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #23: custom compy'''<br />
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Zoo and the gang ask Zippy about custom computers.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' Email, email, give me an email. Mail. ''{opens email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippycell"><br />
<div>subject:hey</div><br />
Hey Zippy,<br><br />
DON'T LOOK BUT THERE'S A CHAINSAW GUY RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND HE'S GOT A CHAINSAW AND HE'S HACKING AND SLASHING AND AUGSGSHAGFDJSGAGAGA!<br></blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' What do you think you're kidding? There's no chainsaw guy behind me-<br />
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''{The sound of a chainsaw starting is heard. Zippy turns around to see a masked killer holding two chainsaws.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''AAAAAAH''!<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy wakes up, screaming.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''AAAH''! Oh... oh, man. That was scary. That's the last time I eat anything with ketchup, man.<br />
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''{Zippy looks at the clock. It says "EMAIL:00".}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, dang! It's email-o'clock! Time to check my email!<br />
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''{Zippy gets his phone out.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Email me some words, and some sentences too! ''{opens email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippycell"><br />
<div><(^<>^)></div><br />
Haltote!<br><br />
If you could invent a computer, what would it be like? Purple? Glowing? 200 cup holders on the sides?<br><br />
Weirdly,<br><br />
Zoo977, Dot, and Albino</blockquote><br />
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''{Zippy looks at the subject line, and says, "wh- how do you pronounce that? Whatever."}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Weirdly is ''right''. ''{typing}'' So, Zoo, Dot, Albano, whatever your names are... what ''would'' I do with a custom computer? Well, we have a scientist across the street, so... why not ask him?<br />
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''{Cut: Kooky's Lab.}''<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Hey, Zip! What's goin' on?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I got an email from a zoo or something. They're asking what I would put in a custom computer.<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Really? Now that's a good question.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Speaking of which... Where is my old computer?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Well, I'm retooling it right now. It should be done in, say, seven days.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, thank God! My thumbs are starting to grow tiny pecs with all the typing I've been doing on this thing.<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' That's... disgusting. So, anyway, about the question... what ''would'' you put in it, Zip?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That's easy! To the White Screen of Ingenuity!<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Wh-<br />
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''{Cut: a white screen. A normal computer is sitting there.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' To start off with, this computer would have to be super sleek. So... it would naturally be one of those hologrammy computers.<br />
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''{The computer turns into a futuristic holo-screen computer.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Yeah. That's awesome. Plus it would have to be able to serve drinks.<br />
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''{A glass appears next to the computer. Some liquid falls in.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' And it would ''obviously'' have a wacky personality!<br />
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''{The computer shows a face on it.}''<br />
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'''COMPUTER:''' Hi-lo, Comrades!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Yeah. A Russki computer. Sweet.<br />
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''{Cut: Kooky's Lab.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' So, Kooks. Can you make me that?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Listen, Zip, I'm only a novice scientist. I don't know how to work with these kind of things. Sorry, mate.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Awww! ''{disappointed}'' But you're the smart one.<br />
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''{Zippy walks off. Kooky looks around to inspect the area, then goes into his own room. Inside is the computer Zippy described.}''<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' The secret is all mine... Heh!<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' So yeah, Zoo and Friends, that's what my computer would be like. Too bad science hasn't caught up with my awesome imagination. ''{speaking}'' So long, party peoples!<br />
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{{EmailZippy}}</div>Skub