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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Zippy Email #22: mitchmails&#039;&#039;&#039; Mitch gets a letter in the mail???? == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open: Mitch&#039;s house. Mitch walks up to his mailbox and looks through his mail.}&#039;&#039;...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Zippy Email #22: mitchmails'''<br /> <br /> Mitch gets a letter in the mail????<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: Mitch's house. Mitch walks up to his mailbox and looks through his mail.}''<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' Let's see here... bills, bills, magazine, bills, bills, pipebomb, ''{tosses the pipebomb offscreen}'' bills, bills, ''{overdramatically}'' a ''letter''?<br /> <br /> ''{Mitch walks into his house.}''<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' Wow! ''{opens letter}'' I can't believe somebody wrote me!<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> subject: fun<br /> <br /> Dear Mitch,<br /> Do you have any fun playing with Zippy?<br /> From,<br /> <br /> Lemon<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' Alright, first off, Lemon. If your parents ''really'' named you that, then... then get new parents. Second off, what do you mean ''playing'' with Zippy? Playing is the ''last'' thing I would do with that dork. What we do is &quot;interact&quot;. I say this because that's the only word that would fit. Here, let me show you.<br /> <br /> ''{Mitch walks outside and starts trimming his hedges. Soon, Zippy walks over.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Mitch! How's it a-hangin'?<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' ''{groans}'' Alright, I guess.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' You... you doin' some gardening?<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' No, I'm checking my email.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Really? I'm doing the same thi- waaaaaait. Are you trying to trick me?<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' Yes. Yes I am.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Oh. Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh, oh-ho-ho! That's a- that's a good one! Oh-ho-ho! Ho! Ho-ho! Hoooo...<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' Glad to see you getting your laughs. So... why are you here?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Well, I was just checking ''my'' email, and a fan asked me how the inside of your house looks. So... I'm going in your house.<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' These garden shears say you don't. Snip, snip.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' I have a ''duty'' to uphold to my viewers, Mitch! Can't I just take a look?<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' N-<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Thanks!<br /> <br /> ''{Zippy runs into Mitch's house.}''<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' ''{groans}'' See what I mean, Lemon? Playing isn't what I do.<br /> <br /> ''{A glass-breaking sound is heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Mitch! I just broke a window! Sorry!<br /> <br /> '''MITCH:''' ''{sighs}'' I'm getting the broom...<br /> <br /> ''{Mitch walks into his house. Seconds later, Zippy is thrown out the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Hey! ... Whatever happened to &quot;my house is your house&quot;?<br /> <br /> {{EmailZippy}}</div>

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