https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F21Zippy Emails/emails/21 - Revision history2026-05-25T10:35:37ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/21&diff=51612&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #21: the nineties''' Zippy remininininisces about the nineties. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Add a dash of paprika, and then bring the email to a boil. ''...2008-09-27T03:53:14Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #21: the nineties''' Zippy remininininisces about the nineties. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Add a dash of paprika, and then bring the email to a boil. ''...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #21: the nineties'''<br />
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Zippy remininininisces about the nineties.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Add a dash of paprika, and then bring the email to a boil. ''{opens email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippycell"><br />
<div>subject: memories</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br /><br />
Do you have any great memories?<br /><br />
Like, from the 90's?<br /><br />
Bye,<br /><br />
Lemon Demon43<br />
<div> Attachment: Thanks_For_The_Memories_Fall_Out_Boy.wav</div></blockquote><br />
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''{Zippy pronounces Lemon's name as "L'mond'mon".}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' An attachment, huh? ''{typing}'' Listen, L'mon, I would open the attachment, but I'm not a fan of crappy music. ''{clears screen}'' But that's me being mean to my viewers. There's no way I would do that!<br />
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''{A small message reading "SARCASM DETECTOR: HIGH" blinks on the bottom of the screen for a couple seconds.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' So, Lemmy... If it's awesome nineties memories you want, then it's awesome nineties memories you'll get! For instance, did you know that I moved here in the summer of '91?<br />
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''{Flashback: Zippy's House, circa 1991. There are boxes here and there, and Zippy is unpacking things. He looks a bit younger and shorter.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Good times. This is also when I met my neighbor, Mitch!<br />
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''{Mitch walks in.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Oh, hey! You must be my new neighbor!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, same here! Hi, I'm Zippy!<br />
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'''MITCH:''' I'm Mitch, nice to meet you!<br />
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''{The two shake hands.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' How about you come over to my place later? I've got this Jell-O recipe I'm ''dying'' to try out!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Awesome! I love Jell-O!<br />
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''{The two walk out of the house.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Yeah. We were good friends back then. Of course, now the relation's a bit... ''strained'', let's say.<br />
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''{Cut: present day.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Not to mention, I founded the country of Ziplandia in 1993!<br />
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''{Flashback: Zippy's Backyard. Zippy looks at it, approvingly.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Naturally, the land was in pristine shape. It was just ''asking'' to be colonized!<br />
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''{Zippy plants a flag in the ground.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I claim this land in the name... of me!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' And ever since, Ziplandia has grown into the hustling, bustling, field with a hammer in it we know today. I'm so proud of myself!<br />
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''{Cut: present day.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Good, good times. Let's see, what else happened? You know... besides the ''{mumbling}'' <small>old Zippy Emails.</small> ''{normally}'' I think maybe I did that one thing... with... the other thing.<br />
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''{Flashback: Zippy's Kitchen. He is holding an avocado taped to a ruler.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' I'm honestly... not sure what that was about. I'm pretty sure alcohol was involved.<br />
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''{Cut: present day.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Huh. Not much really happened, did it? Oh, whatever, the email's done. ''{talking}'' So... tune in whenever I'm ready to check email! Goodnight, Wisconsin!<br />
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''{Zippy throws the horns.}''<br />
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{{EmailZippy}}</div>Skub