https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F20Zippy Emails/emails/20 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:39:57ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/20&diff=50515&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #20: millionaire''' Zippy gets an email about what he'd do with a mills bills. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Hey, hey, it's another email song! ''{opens em...2008-09-25T15:20:38Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #20: millionaire''' Zippy gets an email about what he'd do with a mills bills. == Transcript == '''ZIPPY:''' Hey, hey, it's another email song! ''{opens em...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #20: millionaire'''<br />
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Zippy gets an email about what he'd do with a mills bills.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, hey, it's another email song! ''{opens email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippycell"><br />
<div>subject: what if you = millionaire?</div><br />
Hey Zippy,<br /><br />
I have a question for you.<br /><br />
If you somehow won the lottery and became a millionaire, what would<br /><br />
you spend the money on?<br /><br />
See you later,<br /><br />
Cruroar</blockquote><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Well. You certainly ''do'' have a question for me. ''{typing}'' What would I spend my money on, eh, Cruri-ri-ri-roar? Well, that's a hard question to ask. After all, a million dollars ''is'' a million dollars! But... we'd have to be specific. After all, the possibilities are seriously endless here! ''{clears screen}'' The first thing you want to consider--is it practical or not? Like, do you really want a hammer to break the windows in your car, just in case? Or do you want a swimming pool filled with that magic shell topping? I think we all know what option you're gonna go for.<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's imagination. Zippy is walking around, stiffened and covered in magic shell.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' Yeah. That's pretty awesome. It's both protective and delicious!<br />
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''{Cut: the Bedroom.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' But no, that's a bit of a stretch. After all, ''that'' much magic shell must cost a hell of a lot. And I don't even have a pool! No, I'm thinking... bigger. You know what I would do?<br />
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''{Cut: Ziplandia. A majestic statue of Zippy is seen. The statue Zippy is decked out in a coonskin cap, with one leg up on the body of Air Man. It is holding the Ziplandian flag in one hand and a bottle of root beer in the other.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{v.o.}'' I would hire only the most sculpturious of sculptors to sculpt a scuplture of my sculpturitude! ''{quickly}'' Oh, wait- uh- I mean awesomeness!<br />
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''{Zippy and Mitch walk in front of it.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Huh. So... what is this for? <br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Majestical reasons. You know. To solidify my status as supreme ruler of Ziplandia.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Really. So, what's the coonskin cap for?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I... guess I'm Davey Crocket. Or Davey Sprocket. Take your pick.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' And... what is that you're stepping on?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That's Air Man. I can beat him in Mega Man 2, you know. On ''hard''.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Oh, really. Buster dueling?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, man. I need some E-Tanks, though. It's pretty hard without 'em, you know what I'm saying?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Ah. What's- what's the root beer for?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I can't beat Air Man without root beer, man. It helps me focus. The sweet scent of sarsaparilla apparently fuels Mega Man's rage.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Oh. That's cool, I guess.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah. Yeah, it is.<br />
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''{Cut: the Bedroom.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, Cru-cut, I don't think I'll be getting any variety of dollars any time soon. I don't even have a job! Or... do I? I don't even know. ''{clears screen}'' But what I ''can'' do is make my ''own'' sculpture! I just need some household supplies and I should be set! ''{speaking}'' To the junk closet!<br />
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''{Cut: the real Ziplandia. A shoddy sculpture made out of what seems to be rocks hot-glued together sits in the middle of the yard. Mitch and Zippy observe it from afar.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' So... what is this supposed to be, again?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Well, if you squint really hard, it ''kinda'' looks like me.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' I don't know, but when ''I'' squint at it, it looks like... a pile of rocks. Like, a big pile of rocks.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, yeah. Was this the best idea I've ever had?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Yes. Yes it was.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Mm-hm.<br />
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