https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F15Zippy Emails/emails/15 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:39:29ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/15&diff=32334&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #15: spam''' '''Season Finale''' Zippy gets a spam email. '''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom '''PAGE TITLE:''' IndXeGH PP 4? == Tran...2008-08-15T03:28:35Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #15: spam''' '''Season Finale''' Zippy gets a spam email. '''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom '''PAGE TITLE:''' IndXeGH PP 4? == Tran...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #15: spam'''<br />
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'''Season Finale'''<br />
<br />
Zippy gets a spam email.<br />
<br />
'''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky<br />
<br />
'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom<br />
<br />
'''PAGE TITLE:''' IndXeGH PP 4?<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Open: the Indy X9.}''<br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clicks email icon}'' Hey, Ziplandians! Let's check an email! Huzzah!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>Subject: Spam, spam, SPAM!</div><br />
Dear Zippy P. Latapus!<br><br />
You have won a free pPod Nano!<br><br />
Click here to win it!<br><br />
Congrats,<br><br />
Mr. Spam M. Onster<br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' ... what? ''{typing}'' Listen, Mr. Onster, I'd gladly take you up on your offer, but I'm currently in the middle of cleaning my RECYCLE BIN!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div><big><big>RECYCLE BIN'D!</big></big></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' Ah-ha! That never gets old. Anyhow... next email!<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>subj: BUY ME</div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
[[Image:Mr.Hedgehog.PNG]]<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' ... No.<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div><big><big>RECYCLE BIN'D!</big></big></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, one more for good measure.<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>subj: t </div><br />
Dear Zippy,<br><br />
<big>12<br></big><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' Woah... what? Can I... translate this?<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>running translator.exe</div><br />
Translation:<br />
<br />
VIRUS<br />
<br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' ... Yikes. That's not good.<br />
<br />
''{The computer pings.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' What now?<br />
<br />
<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>subj: I WILL DESTROY YOU</div><br />
I WILL DESTROY YOU<br><br />
LOVE<br><br />
THE EVISCERATOR<br><br />
</blockquote><br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' What?<br />
<br />
''{The computer shuts off.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' What's going on-<br />
<br />
''{Suddenly, a surge of electricity shoots through Zippy, sending him into the wall.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{getting up}'' Oof! Why, computer? Why?<br />
<br />
''{The computer starts shooting bolts of electricity at Zippy. Zippy quickly runs out of the room and out of the house.}''<br />
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''{Cut: the Bedroom, later. Kooky and Zippy are there. Kooky is examining the computer.}''<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' ... Yep. Completely fried.<br />
<br />
'''ZIPPY:''' What? No! I've had this computer since '98! I can't lose it now!<br />
<br />
'''KOOKY:''' Zippy, I think that was the problem in the first place. Listen, I'll take this back to the lab and upgrade it. You're going to have to use something else in the meantime.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Dang. Oh, well. I guess I'll use my cellphone!<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' There's thinking smart! I'll head back to the lab, see you later.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' See ya!<br />
<br />
''{Kooky takes the Indy and carries it out of the room. Zippy grabs his cellphone.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I guess it's you and me now, ZCell! To a new career!<br />
<br />
''{Zippy raises his ZCell into the air. Fanfare plays as an aura of light radiates around the cellphone.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippycell"><br />
<div>[[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">Click here to email Zippy!</span>]]</div><br />
</blockquote></div>Skub