Skub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #12: tour''' Zippy conducts a tour of his house for all you viewers! '''CAST:''' Zippy, Mitch, Kooky, Syd '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Outside Zippy's Ho...

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New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #12: tour''' Zippy conducts a tour of his house for all you viewers! '''CAST:''' Zippy, Mitch, Kooky, Syd '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Outside Zippy's Ho...

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== Overview ==
'''Zippy Email #12: tour'''

Zippy conducts a tour of his house for all you viewers!

'''CAST:''' Zippy, Mitch, Kooky, Syd

'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Outside Zippy's House, Zippy's Living Room, Zippy's Kitchen

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9!

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Indy X9.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clicks email icon}'' Check it once, check it twice, when Zippy checks an email it's ''twice'' as nice!

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>subj: your house</div>
Dear Sippy,

How about you give us a tour of your home.<br/>
Tell us about the rooms and stuff.

Your Not buddy,<br/>
Ned
</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Well, my not friend, my house is, of course, the nicest one you'll ever see! In fact, I don't know why I didn't think of conducting tours before! People should pay to see me in my natural habitat!

''{Zippy turns to the audience.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' You owe me.

''{Zippy turns back to the computer.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clears screen}'' Ned, I think you've got some good ideas. Naturally, I'll be taking them for the time being! See you tomorrow!

''{Fade to black. Text reading "a day later" appears.}''

''{Fade in to Zippy's front lawn. Syd, Mitch and Kooky stand in front of the door.}''

'''MITCH:''' ... Why did I agree to this?

'''KOOKY:''' Because he paid us?

'''MITCH:''' Oh. That's why. Twenty dollars is always right!

''{Zippy walks out of the house.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hello, everyone. I trust you're all well?

''{Pause.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Well forget you. Anyhow, you're here because I paid you. But now you'll realize why I ''actually'' brought you all here! ''{clears throat}'' Welcome to Zippy's House Tour!

'''MITCH:''' ... ''What''?

'''ZIPPY:''' That's right! For just twenty dollars, ''you'' can take a look at my house!

'''KOOKY:''' ... You gave us twenty dollars just so we can spend it on a tour of your ''house''?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yep!

'''KOOKY:''' I can't believe I fell for that.

'''ZIPPY:''' Pay up, all you.

''{The three give Zippy the money, and Zippy leads them into the house. Inside the house is a long tube-like hallway, like in a walk-through shark tank.}''

'''SYD:''' Woah! What's this?

'''ZIPPY:''' I stayed up all night making this.

'''MITCH:''' Wow. You can be dedicated to your work, man.

'''ZIPPY:''' I know! Now, let's begin the tour!

''{Zippy takes out a walkie-talkie.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' {Zippy makes a microphone click noise}'' Welcome, everybody, to Zippy's House Tours! I hope you're having a good time! ''{click}''

'''KOOKY:''' You set up an intercom system? Wow.

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Listen, when I get my mind on something, I make it as good as I can. ''{click}'' Now gaze in amazement at my living room! ''{click}''

''{The camera pans slowly to show Zippy's entire living room. Several times during the sequence, the camera zooms in on different objects.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' As you can see, the room is decorated with stucco walls, blue shag carpeting, and my old couch. ''{click}''

''{The camera fixes on the couch.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Many of you may not know this, but my couch was owned by all manner of celebrities? This couch was once used by Slash of Guns 'n' Roses! ''{click}''

'''SYD:''' ... Really?

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' No, but what if it was? ''{click}''

''{The group moves on to Zippy's kitchen.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' And if you'll look around you, you'll see my kitchen. This kitchen, though innocent-looking at first, is actually a microcosm of bacterial growth! ''{click}''

''{The camera fixes of Zippy's refrigerator.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' This refrigerator contains what is scientifically considered an ecosystem in the crisper drawer. If I were to open it but once, I'm sure a myriad of disease and virii would leak out into the air, spreading a new epidemic. ''{click}''

'''KOOKY:''' ... Can I get a sample?

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Souvenirs will be sold ''after'' the tour. ''{click}''

''{The group moves on to Zippy's bedroom.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Welcome to the throne room--my bedroom! As you can see, this place contains all I need to live, including a mini-fridge, a bed, and most importantly...

''{The camera fixes on the Indy X9. An angelic chorus starts playing.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ...the Indy X9, bastion of technology! With this, I check my emails and entertain people for maybe a couple of minutes! If I were to lose this, I would be crippled, forever! ''{click}'' And ''that's'' why I put up the big tube. Any questions? ''{click}''

'''MITCH:''' Hahaha you have pink sheets.

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Listen, it goes well with the carpets. Shut up. ''{click}'' ''{click}'' ''{click}''

''{The group moves back to the living room.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' Thanks for joining us on Zippy's House Tours, and I hope you had a great time. Please exit out the front door, and be sure to stop by again. ''{click}''

'''KOOKY:''' This is the worst twenty dollars I've ever spent.

''{The group leaves.}''

''{Cut: the Indy X9. Zippy walks back into the room and sits down.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{click}'' So there, Ned. That's my house. I'm sure ''all'' of you enjoyed it. ''{click}''

<blockquote class="zippy">
<div>Click [[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">here</span>]] to email Zippy!</div>
</blockquote>

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