https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zippy_Emails%2Femails%2F11Zippy Emails/emails/11 - Revision history2026-05-25T06:39:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zippy_Emails/emails/11&diff=30406&oldid=prevSkub: New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #11: weaponry''' Zippy is asked about his choice of ammunitions. '''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky, Man, Woman, Mitch '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Kooky's Lab, Zi...2008-08-09T21:10:53Z<p>New page: == Overview == '''Zippy Email #11: weaponry''' Zippy is asked about his choice of ammunitions. '''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky, Man, Woman, Mitch '''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Kooky's Lab, Zi...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #11: weaponry'''<br />
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Zippy is asked about his choice of ammunitions.<br />
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'''CAST:''' Zippy, Kooky, Man, Woman, Mitch<br />
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'''PLACES:''' Zippy's Bedroom, Kooky's Lab, Zippy's Living Room, Anytown Orphanage, Mitch's Front Lawn<br />
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'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Open: Indy X9.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clicks email icon}'' Stop, collaborate and listen, Zippy's back with a new addiction!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>subj: weaponz</div><br />
Zippy,<br><br />
What is your favorite weapon?<br><br />
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Yours truly,<br><br />
Crashman<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Zippy reads "Crashman" as "Crashm'n".}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Crashm'n, that depends. Would it have to be practical? Or could it be one of those nonsense weapons? Whatever the case, I'm headed over to Kooky's for no damn reason.<br />
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''{Zippy leaves the room.}''<br />
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''{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Kooky is asleep on his desk.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' Kooks! You up?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Ah- wh- gh- ''{gets up}'' Y-yep! I'm up!<br />
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''{Zippy walks in.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Kooky, I need a weapon. You got any?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' How oddly convenient! I just finished my new device!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' So... what is it?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' I was- I was getting to that. Anyway, here it is!<br />
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''{Kooky pulls out a small blue cylinder.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Did you cut Mega Man's hand off or something?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Close! It's called the Adaptor Gun, only from K-Burra Labs!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Is that... your company name?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' What, is there a problem?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' It's kinda stupid, honestly.<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' So you don't want to test the Adaptor Gun.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Okay, okay, okay. Sorry. Can I try it?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Sure! Just slip it on your left hand!<br />
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''{Zippy does so. The gun latches onto his arm.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' So, what? Is this thing permanently attached?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Not at all. In fact, you can take it off whenever you wish! Now, about the "adaptor" part. Look at this chip.<br />
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''{Kooky pulls out a chip with a flame on it.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Let me guess. I slip this into the Adaptor Gun and I can shoot fire?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Precisely. Pop it in!<br />
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''{Zippy takes the chip and pops it into the gun. The gun turns to a red color. It shoots flames.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Holy sweet! What else can it do?<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Well, it can adapt to nearly anything you put in the slot. Grass, water, whatever!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, ''really''?<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Living Room. Zippy is there, the Adaptor Gun still on his arm. It is a brown color. Zippy shoots a chocolate bar into his mouth.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' This is ''awesome''.<br />
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''{Cut: the streets of Anytown. A building is on fire.}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' This building is on fire!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{offscreen}'' You think?<br />
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''{Zippy charges onto the scene, with a light blue Adaptor Gun. He shoots a spout of water out of the gun, extinguishing the flames.}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' Wow! That duck just saved the lives of every orphan in the orphanage!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That was an orphanage? Wow, I'm cooler than I thought.<br />
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'''WOMAN:''' You're a credit to our society!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, thank you! Now, then... I'm off to do more things with my awesome gun!<br />
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''{Zippy runs off.}''<br />
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''{Cut: Mitch's Front Lawn. Mitch walks out of his house.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' ''{yawns}'' What a ''great'' day to sleep in 'til four o'clock.<br />
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''{Suddenly, a beam of ice shoots from offscreen and freezes Mitch's feet in place.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' What the ''heck''?<br />
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''{Zippy walks onscreen.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Mitch! How's it going?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Did you just... freeze me?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, what's wrong? Cold feet? Ahahahaha!<br />
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''{Zippy walks off.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' So help me ''God'' when I get unfrozen.<br />
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''{Cut: Kooky's Lab. Zippy walks in.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Hey, Kooky! I'm done with the gun now.<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Oh, really?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, I got bored with it.<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Okay, then. I'll take it and stash it with the other inventions I can never let anybody use ever.<br />
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''{Kooky takes the gun and tosses it into a closet.}''<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' There. Nobody will ever use it again.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' And that's just fine!<br />
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''{Cut: the Indy X9.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{typing}'' And ''that's'' my favorite weapon. It's a shame nobody's ever going to ever see it again. Bye, all!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>Click [[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">here</span>]] to email Zippy!</div><br />
</blockquote></div>Skub