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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Zippy Email #1: good times'''<br />
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Now back in the email-checking business, Zippy reflects on the old days.<br />
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'''CAST:''' Zippy, Mitch, Aruseus<br />
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'''PLACES:''' Living Room, Zippy's Bedroom<br />
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'''PAGE TITLE:''' Indy X9.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Open: Zippy's Living Room. Zippy and Mitch are sitting on the couch.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' How long has it been, Mitch?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' What?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' How long has it been since I've checked my email?<br />
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'''MITCH:''' About... a year, maybe?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Woah. I've been slacking off.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Well, ever since we moved, nobody's really heard of us.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' It's still nice to be away from those weirdons over at Free Country.<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Yeah.<br />
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''{Pause.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' You know what? It's time to break out the old Indy X9 and check me an email!<br />
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''{Zippy runs to his room.}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' I'm leaving.<br />
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''{Mitch leaves.}''<br />
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''{Cut: Zippy's Bedroom. Zippy is at his computer.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ''{clicks on email icon}'' Good to be back, everyone!<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>subject: hey!</div><br />
Zippy? That really you?<br/><br />
Where have you been?<br/><br />
I want to see you again and relive all of the grood times!<br/><br />
(Except for our future rivalry)<br/><br />
-The Aruman (you should know)<br/><br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Wait, Aruman? Aruseus is here?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' That's right, old pal!<br />
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''{Zippy turns around to see that Aruseus has been standing behind him the whole time.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' BLAAAUGH! What the- how did- where did you ''come'' from?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' When I heard you moved, I had to come see you again! Man, we were inseparable a couple of years back!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' You... did you break into my house?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Man, we had such good times! Like that time when our future selves came form the future to destroy us!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ... You broke into my house! What the hell is wrong with you?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Man, that was close! Good thing your future self saved the day!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ... You know, in retrospect, I don't quite remember anything like that happening.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ... Okay, then. Or that time when we were watching a scary movie, and you and I thought that your friend was a possessed truck?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I think I blocked that one out, honestly.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ... Well. How about that time when some samurai came to your house to kill you?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Okay, ''that'' one I remember.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You had over 30 emails, man! You should be proud!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Wow, 30 emails? People liked me that much?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Apparently, yes.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Hunh. So, what, should I start this monster up again?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why not?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, then! From this day on, Zippy Emails is back, baby!<br />
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''{Fade to black.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zippy"><br />
<div>Click [[Zippy Emails/inbox|<span style="color:white;">here</span>]] to email Zippy!</div><br />
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