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<p>Created page with &#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Zarel E-Mail #6&#039;&#039;&#039; Zarel becomes a robot...or does he? &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast (in order of appearance):&#039;&#039;&#039; Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> '''Zarel E-Mail #6'''<br /> <br /> Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Wind-Up Zarel<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.<br /> <br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> &lt;blockquote class=zarel&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subj: what's a robutt&lt;/div&gt;<br /> HERES HOPING YOU DONT&lt;br&gt;<br /> BECOME A ROBOT&lt;br&gt;<br /> CLING CLANG&lt;br&gt;<br /> WHOOPS TOO LATE<br /> -Your own worst enemy&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> ''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? What are you supposed to mean? Wait, I know how to answer this. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!<br /> <br /> '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, &quot;carp for brains.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? You're a carp...er...crap for brains!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever.''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.<br /> <br /> ''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much are we dealing this?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...King, did you just try to be gangster?<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!<br /> <br /> ''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Ooookay. I'll be back.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote &quot;good cook.&quot; If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-<br /> <br /> ''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to see a rather cartoony-looking robot sporting clothing similar to Zarel's and a wind-up crank. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and Wind-Up Zarel walk in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Impressed?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Somewhat. But can it talk?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' I dunno, he ain't talking much. Well, give him some time and he'll speak up.<br /> <br /> '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You tell him!<br /> <br /> '''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' ''{in a southeastern accent}'' You are...an Englishman...with a dress!<br /> <br /> '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{5 second pause}'' Gah.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.<br /> <br /> ===Easter Egg Transcript===<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says &quot;Auntie Betty&quot; and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''<br /> *The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.<br /> *Wind-Up Zarel is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]<br /> *Wind-Up Zarel's line is part of a domination line said by The Soldier from Team Fortress 2. The full line is &quot;Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!&quot; This is said when a Soldier dominates an enemy Demoman, who is part Scottish.</div>

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