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'''Zarel E-Mail #6'''

Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Wind-Up Zarel

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle
==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

'''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

</blockquote>
<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>subj: what's a robutt</div>
HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br>
BECOME A ROBOT<br>
CLING CLANG<br>
WHOOPS TOO LATE
-Your own worst enemy</blockquote>
''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? What are you supposed to mean? Wait, I know how to answer this. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-

''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains."

'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? You're a carp...er...crap for brains!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever.''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.

''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut.

''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''

'''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much are we dealing this?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!

'''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...King, did you just try to be gangster?

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!

''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''

'''ZAREL:''' Ooookay. I'll be back.

''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-

''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''

'''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-

''{Zoom out to see a rather cartoony-looking robot sporting clothing similar to Zarel's and a wind-up crank. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''

'''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.

''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and Wind-Up Zarel walk in}''

'''ZAREL:''' Impressed?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Somewhat. But can it talk?

'''ZAREL:''' I dunno, he ain't talking much. Well, give him some time and he'll speak up.

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You tell him!

'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' ''{in a southeastern accent}'' You are...an Englishman...with a dress!

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{5 second pause}'' Gah.

''{The Paper}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''

==Fun Facts==
*The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''
*The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
*Wind-Up Zarel is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]
*Wind-Up Zarel's line is part of a domination line said by The Soldier from Team Fortress 2. The full line is "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!" This is said when a Soldier dominates an enemy Demoman, who is part Scottish.

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	'''ZAREL ROBOT:''' ''{With a slightly Northeastern accent}'' But, are sloppy makeouts with wrestling masks legally allowed?		'''ZAREL ROBOT:''' ''{With a slightly Northeastern accent}'' But, are sloppy makeouts with wrestling masks legally allowed?
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	'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Accent not identified. You sound funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''{continues to repeat its robotic laughter}''		'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Accent not identified. You sound funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''{continues to repeat its robotic laughter}''

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−	'''~~Zarel E~~-~~Mail #6~~'''	+	<big>'''This email has been re-written as of 2014. To view the original, click [[/original\|here]].'''</big>

−	~~Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?~~	+	----
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−	~~'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Wind~~-~~Up Zarel~~
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−	~~'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle~~
−	~~==Transcript==~~
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−	~~''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''~~
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−	~~'''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.~~
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−	~~</blockquote>~~
−	~~<blockquote class=zarel>~~
−	~~<div>subj: what's a robutt</div>~~
−	~~HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br>~~
−	~~BECOME A ROBOT<br>~~
−	~~CLING CLANG<br>~~
−	~~WHOOPS TOO LATE~~
−	-~~Your own worst enemy</blockquote>~~
−	~~''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''~~
−
−	~~'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!~~
−
−	'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? What are you supposed to mean? Wait, I know how to answer this. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-~~Nuts Robot~~-
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−	~~''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''~~
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−	~~'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!~~
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−	~~'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains."~~
−
−	~~'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? You're a carp...er...crap for brains!~~
−
−	~~'''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever.''~~
−
−	~~'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.~~
−
−	~~''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''~~
−
−	~~'''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''~~
−
−	~~''{Cut back to the Cappy}''~~
−
−	'''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut.
−
−	~~''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much are we dealing this?~~
−
−	~~'''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...King, did you just try to be gangster?~~
−
−	~~'''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!~~
−
−	~~''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' Ooookay. I'll be back.~~
−
−	~~''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''~~
−
−	~~''{Cut back to the Cappy}''~~
−
−	'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-
−
−	~~''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-~~
−
−	~~''{Zoom out to see a rather cartoony-looking robot sporting clothing similar to Zarel's and a wind-up crank. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.~~
−
−	~~''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and Wind-Up Zarel walk in}''~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' Impressed?~~
−
−	~~'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Somewhat. But can it talk?~~
−
−	~~'''ZAREL:''' I dunno, he ain't talking much. Well, give him some time and he'll speak up.~~
−
−	~~'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.~~
−
−	~~'''STRONG BAD:''' You tell him!~~
−
−	~~'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' ''{in a southeastern accent}'' You are...an Englishman...with a dress!~~
−
−	~~'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{5 second pause}'' Gah.~~
−
−	~~''{The Paper}''~~
−
−	~~==Easter Eggs==~~
−	*Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.
−
−	~~===Easter Egg Transcript===~~
−
−	~~''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''~~
−
−	~~==Fun Facts==~~
−	*The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''
−	*The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
−	*Wind-Up Zarel is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]
−	*Wind-Up Zarel's line is part of a domination line said by The Soldier from Team Fortress 2. The full line is "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!" This is said when a Soldier dominates an enemy Demoman, who is part Scottish.

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		+
		+	'''Zarel E-Mail #6'''
		+
		+	Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?
		+
		+	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Roboganger
		+
		+	'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle
		+	==Transcript==
		+
		+	''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
		+
		+	</blockquote>
		+	<blockquote class=zarel>
		+	<div>subj: what's a robutt</div>
		+	HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br>
		+	BECOME A ROBOT<br>
		+	CLING CLANG<br>
		+	WHOOPS TOO LATE
		+	-Your own worst enemy</blockquote>
		+	''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something? If I were to turn into a robot, I think it’d be awesome! Having laser guns...metal sheen...but I wouldn’t be able to hug my mutual child, so that sucks right there. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-
		+
		+	''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!
		+
		+	'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains."
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? Ol’ Grapity here says you're a spell carp...er...crap for brains!
		+
		+	'''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever,'' Strong Bad. That robo-drone is so last decade and a year.
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts, The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.
		+
		+	''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''
		+
		+	'''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''
		+
		+	''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut. Oooh, maybe I can even have it be a female robot and...wait, are sloppy makeouts with robots legally allowed? That’s a thought for another day. I don’t even think robots can have gender. For now, I need to go... ''{Voice filling with disgust}'' Talk to a guy...who might...be able...to...help...me...guh...
		+
		+	''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much out of my pockets or brain cells am I going to have to pay and/or loose talking to you for this?
		+
		+	'''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...Wait a sec; King, did you just try to be gangster?
		+
		+	'''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!
		+
		+	''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' I don’t know if I trust the King’s men with this...except for the chef guy. I loves the little chef guy.
		+
		+	''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''
		+
		+	''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Man, I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-
		+
		+	''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-
		+
		+	''{Zoom out to see a sort of ditzy-looking robot similar in appearance to Zarel, with a key in its back and a few loose springs on its head. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! Maybe I shouldn’t doubt the King anymore! Or-or at least his men! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.
		+
		+	''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and his robot doppleganger walk in}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Hey, Strong Butt! Impressed?
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the design is pretty good and-wait a second, did you just call me Strong ''Butt?!''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Indeed! I figure now that I have the better robot, I’m the better dragon and/or wrestleman on this block! No Grape-Nuts will ever stop me!
		+
		+	'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you tell him! Kiss the Strong Butt!
		+
		+	'''ZAREL ROBOT:''' ''{With a slightly Northeastern accent}'' But, are sloppy makeouts with wrestling masks legally allowed?
		+
		+
		+	'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Accent not identified. You sound funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. ''{continues to repeat its robotic laughter}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww man! Your robotic doppleganger’s accent sent mine into some kind of laughing loop! Well, I guess there is a benefit to not sounding like you at all.
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Robotic doppleganger. Somehow I can creatively make a name from that by meshing the two words together! Your name will be Roboganger!
		+
		+	'''ROBOGANGER:''' I have achieved in life what is most sought after. I can now shut down happy.
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Ah, robots. So charming.
		+
		+	''{The Paper}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Wow, Nut-grapes is still going, eh?
		+
		+	==Easter Eggs==
		+	*Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.
		+
		+	===Easter Egg Transcript===
		+
		+	''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''
		+
		+	==Fun Facts==
		+	*The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''
		+	*The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
		+	*Roboganger is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]
		+	**His name was originally “Wind-Up Zarel”.