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Lucian Summers: Finishing it off.

2014-03-16T07:00:00Z

Finishing it off.

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Lucian Summers at 19:16, 15 March 2014

2014-03-15T19:16:49Z

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Lucian Summers at 22:26, 11 March 2014

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Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #44''' Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by ProhibitTheBastard. '''Cast (in order of appearance)...'

2014-03-11T18:52:25Z

Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #44''' Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by ProhibitTheBastard. '''Cast (in order of appearance)...'

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'''Zarel E-Mail #44'''

Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by [[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter

'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac,

==Transcript==

'''ZAREL:''' There was this one time, an email walked up to me, and then I slapped it in the face.

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>subj: hi</div>
Dear Zarel,<br>
<br>
YO ZAREL! I HAVE A BETTER EMAIL SHOW THAN YOU!<br>
You suck! Let's brawl!<br>
<br>
MEET ME AT 6TH STREET, BARRY BIRD!<br>
p.s. what is your favorite well iunno video game genre
</blockquote>

''{Zarel shouts every bit in caps, and says "Meet me at 6th street, Barry Bird" as if he's saying it to someone, and ignores the postscript bit}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Woah woah woah. You meaning to tell me there are actually other people knocking off Strong Bad's show? I mean, besides me and Homestar Runner?

'''PTER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Actually... ''{Pan out to show Pter next to Zarel.}'' Lots of people did this back around 2004 and so. In fact in 2007 we had someone-

''{Zarel angrily grabs Pter by the collar}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{through his teeth, punctuating every word}'' We. ''Don't.'' Talk about that.

'''PTER:''' Okay, jeez. ''{starts floating offscreen}'' Not like it won't be coming up soon anyway.

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, so there were email shows back then. I just didn't expect there'd be someone else doing it in 2014. Wait a sec, what do you mean my show sucks and yours is better? Oh, it's ''on.'' I'll take your challenge, Mr. Barry Bird. Just you wait. ''{Zarel leaves.}''

(The next setting will be decided by me and PTB)

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 Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by [[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]].
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Fang, Marzipan
-'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Computer Room
+'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Computer Room, Marzipan's Gazebo
 ==Transcript==
@@ Line 137: / Line 137: @@
 '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{laughing sinisterly offscreen}''
-'''BARRY:''' That wasn't you in the coffee room, was it? ''{looks at Zarel}'' Listen, Zarel. I actually know who typed that mail. If we get him, you and i shall beat him up. What do you say?
+'''BARRY:''' That wasn't you in the coffee room, was it? ''{looks at Zarel}'' Listen, Zarel. I actually know who typed that mail. If we get him, you and I shall beat him up. What do you say?

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:29, 15 March 2014
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	'''ZAREL:''' Oh. So then disassembling myself and mailing me to your house so that you can face certain doom, that whole shebang was pointless?		'''ZAREL:''' Oh. So then disassembling myself and mailing me to your house so that you can face certain doom, that whole shebang was pointless?
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' Actually I-
		+
		+	'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{laughing sinisterly offscreen}''
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' That wasn't you in the coffee room, was it? ''{looks at Zarel}'' Listen, Zarel. I actually know who typed that mail. If we get him, you and i shall beat him up. What do you say?

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad
-'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room,
+'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Computer Room
 ==Transcript==
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 '''CHARLES BARKLEY'''</big>
-''{scene cuts to the field with Strong Bad falling from the cliff}''
+''{scene cuts to The Field with Strong Bad falling from the cliff}''
 '''STRONG BAD:''' NOOOOOOOOOOO! Ho ho!
-''{scene cuts to Strong Bad's computer room with Strong Bad typing his Compe}''
+''{scene cuts to Strong Bad's Computer Room with Strong Bad typing his Compe}''
 '''STRONG BAD:''' I! DON'T! SOUND! ANGRY! AT! ALL!
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 '''BARRY:''' Zarel? Oh! Zarel- look, I need to explain, I didn't type the email, someone who used my name typed the email.

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:47, 11 March 2014
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	'''ZAREL:''' Stranger? I'm Zarel. You know, the one you challenged to the brawl or something?		'''ZAREL:''' Stranger? I'm Zarel. You know, the one you challenged to the brawl or something?
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' Zarel? Oh! Zarel- look, I need to explain, I didn't type the email, someone who used my name typed the email.

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:36, 11 March 2014
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	'''BARRY:''' Hi there, how's it goin'... uh... stranger?		'''BARRY:''' Hi there, how's it goin'... uh... stranger?
		+
		+	'''ZAREL:''' Stranger? I'm Zarel. You know, the one you challenged to the brawl or something?

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:28, 11 March 2014
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	'''ZAREL:''' Great cripes, they need to put air holes in that freakin' box next time! ''{looks at Barry}'' Oh, hey there.		'''ZAREL:''' Great cripes, they need to put air holes in that freakin' box next time! ''{looks at Barry}'' Oh, hey there.
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' Hi there, how's it goin'... uh... stranger?

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by [[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]].
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad
-'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac,
+'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room,
 ==Transcript==
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 ''{scene cuts to Barry's computer room with Barry Bird in the computer}''
-'''BARRY:''' To sum it up, there is such thing as a crapper. What with all the toilets go for the- ''{doorbell rings}'' Huh, I bet it's pizza! Also, i never remembered having a doorbell. Probably the mormon guy installed it. ''{leaves as he screen cuts to Barry's living room, and he walks across the room to get the door, and opens it}'' Hello?
+'''BARRY:''' To sum it up, there is such thing as a crapper. What with all the toilets go for the- ''{doorbell rings}'' Huh, I bet it's pizza! Also, I never remembered having a doorbell. Probably the Mormon guy installed it. ''{leaves as he screen cuts to Barry's living room, and he walks across the room to get the door, and opens it}'' Hello?
-'''VOICE:''' Package for mr. bird.
+'''VOICE:''' Package for Mr. Bird.
 '''BOSS BOO:''' ''{walks in}'' What are you doing, Barry, you have work to do! Break's over!
-'''BARRY:''' Hey. i thought this is break time. I'm 1 minute in for this 10 minute break?
+'''BARRY:''' Hey. I thought this is break time. I'm 1 minute in for this 10 minute break?
 '''BOSS BOO:''' Oh, that break would belong to yo momma!
@@ Line 60: / Line 60: @@
 '''BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA'''</div>
-''{screen cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background as Zack hemsey's Mind Heist from the 3rd trailer of ''Inception'' plays}''
+''{screen cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background as Zack Hemsey's Mind Heist from the 3rd trailer of ''Inception'' plays}''
 '''STRONG BAD:''' We have dreams! We dream of a ''{scene cuts to the corn field with halos on top of each corn}'' HOLY CROP!
-''{the words appear:}''
+''{The following words appear:}''
 '''FROM THE CREATORS OF HOMESTAR RUNNER'''<br>
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 '''BARRY:''' ''{singing}'' I got a package. ''{normal voice}'' I wonder who it is...
-(The next setting will be decided by me and PTB)
+''{Barry opens the package to find Zarel's head inside, stacked upon all his other body parts.}''

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:19, 11 March 2014
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	'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, so there were email shows back then. I just didn't expect there'd be someone else doing it in 2014. Wait a sec, what do you mean my show sucks and yours is better? Oh, it's ''on.'' I'll take your challenge, Mr. Barry Bird. Just you wait. ''{Zarel leaves.}''		'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, so there were email shows back then. I just didn't expect there'd be someone else doing it in 2014. Wait a sec, what do you mean my show sucks and yours is better? Oh, it's ''on.'' I'll take your challenge, Mr. Barry Bird. Just you wait. ''{Zarel leaves.}''
		+
		+	''{scene cuts to Barry's computer room with Barry Bird in the computer}''
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' To sum it up, there is such thing as a crapper. What with all the toilets go for the- ''{doorbell rings}'' Huh, I bet it's pizza! Also, i never remembered having a doorbell. Probably the mormon guy installed it. ''{leaves as he screen cuts to Barry's living room, and he walks across the room to get the door, and opens it}'' Hello?
		+
		+	'''VOICE:''' Package for mr. bird.
		+
		+	'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{walks in}'' What are you doing, Barry, you have work to do! Break's over!
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' Hey. i thought this is break time. I'm 1 minute in for this 10 minute break?
		+
		+	'''BOSS BOO:''' Oh, that break would belong to yo momma!
		+
		+	''{audience laugh track plays as ''Seinfeld'' music play with Barry looking disgusted and the words say the following:}''
		+
		+	'''ZAREL VS. BARRY WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE WORDS'''
		+
		+	''{then screen cuts to black}''
		+
		+	''{screen cuts to a green screen that says the following:}''
		+
		+	<div style="border:0px solid #000; padding: 2em; color: #FFF; background-color: #42CC00; width: 600px; text-align:center">'''THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR'''<br />
		+	<big>'''EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!'''</big><br />
		+	'''BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA'''</div>
		+
		+	''{screen cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background as Zack hemsey's Mind Heist from the 3rd trailer of ''Inception'' plays}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' We have dreams! We dream of a ''{scene cuts to the corn field with halos on top of each corn}'' HOLY CROP!
		+
		+	''{the words appear:}''
		+
		+	'''FROM THE CREATORS OF HOMESTAR RUNNER'''<br>
		+	<big>'''THE BROTHERS CHAPS'''</big>
		+
		+	''{and the words appear:}''
		+
		+	'''AND DIRECTED BY'''<br>
		+	<big>'''UWE BOLL'''<br>
		+	'''MICHAEL BAY'''<br>
		+	'''ROLAND EMMERICH'''<br>
		+	'''M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'''<br>
		+	'''FRIEDBERG AND SELTZER'''<br>
		+	'''QUAD CITY DJs'''<br>
		+	'''AND'''<br>
		+	'''CHARLES BARKLEY'''</big>
		+
		+	''{scene cuts to the field with Strong Bad falling from the cliff}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' NOOOOOOOOOOO! Ho ho!
		+
		+	''{scene cuts to Strong Bad's computer room with Strong Bad typing his Compe}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' I! DON'T! SOUND! ANGRY! AT! ALL!
		+
		+	''{the words appear:}''
		+
		+	<big>'''STRONG BAD'''</big>
		+
		+	''{scene cuts to the Brother Strongs' bathroom}''
		+
		+	'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' What smells? It smells like-
		+
		+	''{as the music comes to an end, the words appear:}''
		+
		+	<big><big><big>'''INCRAPSION'''</big></big></big>
		+
		+	''{scene cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background}''
		+
		+	'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a good show.
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' No it's not!
		+
		+	''{the words appear:}''
		+
		+	<big><big><big>'''NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU AT ALL'''</big></big></big>
		+
		+	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' NO! MORE! RELIGION!
		+
		+	''{the words appear with the Announcer saying the following:}''
		+
		+	'''NOW BACK TO ZAREL VS. BARRY'''
		+
		+	''{scene cuts back to Barry's living room}''
		+
		+	'''BARRY:''' ''{singing}'' I got a package. ''{normal voice}'' I wonder who it is...

	(The next setting will be decided by me and PTB)		(The next setting will be decided by me and PTB)