https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F41Zarel Emails/41 - Revision history2026-04-16T20:24:25ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/41&diff=187287&oldid=prevLucian Summers: New email. Kinda short2014-02-18T15:24:55Z<p>New email. Kinda short</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #41'''<br />
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Zarel starts a band.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Foxx, Fang, Pter, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, <br />
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'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, The Stick, Marzipan's Gazebo<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{sings}'' I met this email at the port side, at night with a goat in a gas mask!<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subj: hey zarsome</div><br />
Dear Zarsome,<br><br />
What s your favorite musical genre.<br><br />
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-Kenny<br><br />
NV<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Dear Zarsome, I already covered this subject! Next! ''{opens another email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subj: band name? band name.</div><br />
zarel,<br><br />
do you have a band? what kind of music do you play?<br><br />
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Caroline, UT<br />
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''{Zarel says "Utah" as "Ooooh-tah!"}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Come to think of it, Caroline, I don't have a band. However, I do hear there's a Big Band-Type Event starting soon at...''{says with disdain}'' Marzipan's gazebo. ''{spoken}'' Ah, Marzipan's gazebo. Your posts call me every 11 emails. ''{typing}'' I'm sure if I go around town though and make some kind of big deal announcement, I'll have a band in no time!<br />
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''{Zarel leaves. Cut to The Stick, music begins to play. Zarel is stapling a flyer to The Stick}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{singing}''<br />
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Starting a band, It's kind of a thing now<br><br />
''{Cut to a silhouetted Foxx taking one of the tabs}''<br><br />
Get your friends together to do all stupid things now<br><br />
''{Cut to another tab in a silhouetted Fang's hand}''<br><br />
These shadowy guys, you probably know who they are now<br><br />
''{Cut to Pter reading the flyer, he's silhouetted as well}''<br><br />
Black paint is high on demand<br><br />
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''{Cut to Marzipan's Gazebo, Coach Z and Bubs are walking off of it, while a couple of tomatoes and banana peels littering the stage}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' And that was a...''{hesitantly}'' great performance by the Two-O-Duo, everybody!<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know ort!<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' And next up we have a performance from...Massive Ravenous Shark-Duck? That doesn't sound like anything I'd be an activist for...<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Let me handle this one, Marzy.<br />
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''{Cut to a slightly dramatized shot of Zarel's band making their entrance.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Allow us to introduce ourselves. The half-man, half-air with a voice as slick as honey and motor oil, please welcome Reptilian Roy!<br />
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''{Cue a stylized shot of Pter, who is sporting a tuxedo}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' Motor oil?! What kind of analogy is that?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Anyway, on our...synth board...? Doc Ōkami!<br />
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''{Cue a stylized shot of Fang with a DJ's cap and headphones, also wearing shades}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' My friends call me, "Doc Ōk"! ''{pronounced "Doc-Oak"}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' And the down south trucker with a heart and soul, ...just Foxx.<br />
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''{Cue a stylized shot of Foxx with a cowboy hat and white tee}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' I couldn't think of a stage name, sorry!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' And then of course, there's me...<br />
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''{Cue a stylized shot of Zarel wearing a leather jacket and sporting a bright green mohawk}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Johnny Z! And together, we are the genre-defying Massive Ravenous Shark-Duck! One, two, three, go!<br />
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''{They all start playing instruments; Foxx a country guitar, Zarel a metal guitar, Fang, a synthesizer, and Pter, on vocals}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' ''{singing in a jazz style}'' Oh, child, take me back to the days...<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' And that's all the time we have!<br />
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''{Camera static cut back to the Roomy-Vac, Zarel is still in his get-up}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I...I can't believe it. We rocked so hard I think...I think we somehow made all the world's problems significiantly less...problematic! I think we cured disease! I think...we had a baby! Massive Ravenous Shark-Duck was like...a nuclear explosion of talent and Pter's sweet vocals! If this...''{holds up a crumpled blue ribbon saying "Last Place"}'' last place ribbon found in Strong Mad's back pocket is anything to say by that. If anything, Massive Ravenous Shark-Duck will be back next year. We'll be on tour in your state! Seeya next time!<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' So guys, next time...<br />
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''{Zoom out to show the other members in the room with him}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Can we actually agree on a genre?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Sure, if Fang lets me use his synth boards.<br />
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'''FANG:''' No way, I wanna get in on all that jazz!<br />
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'''PTER:''' Why not try Zarel's punk rock motif next time?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I guess that's a no, everyone.<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Wow, this was a short one. Well, I did finish the rest of it right when I woke up.<br />
*I guess I'll add more later. Or maybe not.</div>Lucian Summers