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'''Zarel E-Mail #4'''

Zarel is asked to find a cave and explore it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, TJ, Homsar, Strong Mad

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, Strong Mad's Room (exterior), The Field

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

'''ZAREL:''' This episode of Zarel E-Mail is brought to you by ''Auntie Grem's Salty Cheese Puffs.'' ''{holds up back of said namesake}'' Auntie Grem's; Because heart attacks are a priority!

<blockquote class=zarel><div>subj: spelunk</div>
Dear Zarel;<br/>
Go find a cave and go into the cave and find treasure.<br/>
- Zippy P.</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' It wouldn't kill you to say please, y'know. But you're a first timer, so I'll give you a chance. ''{clears screen}'' So...you want me to go spelunking, do ya? ''{pronounces it "Spell-unk-ing"}'' Promblem is there's a galactically small chance of there being any caves here. The closest to a cave in here is-

''{Cut to a shot of the outside of Strong Mad's room, the door is shut, and green fumes emit from the doorway}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad's room, which has a stench of botanically uncanny levels of mass stank. You'd either have to be crazy, insane, stupid, Stormtrooper, or World War I soldier to go in there; whatever gets you a complimentary gas mask or death from intoxication.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{inside}'' IT SMELLS LIKE MY MOM'S COOKING!

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Woah. This is not a job to do alone. I'm going to need to call upon the best spelunkers we have here! ''{hops out of chair}'' Huttah!

''{Cut to the field. Zarel is wearing a bucket on his head and holding a baseball bat}''

'''ZAREL:''' Alright, you worms! We are about to venture into the most deepest, dankest, Danke-est cave ever seen 'round these parts! Gentlemen, do you have what it takes?

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad, TJ, and Homsar standing in a line, Strong Bad is wearing a hard hat and wielding a lead pipe, Jolt has no weapon, but is donning a yellow checkered fedora, and Homsar is wearing a shower cap and wielding a wet towel}''

'''TJ:''' Alright, I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me what I'm doing here. I don't even want to go in there! It reeks!

'''ZAREL:''' You...have good navigation skills?

'''TJ:''' I'm outta here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' TJ has a point, and I know my brother more than anyone here because I do. Strong Mad's room isn't called "Rotten Egglund" for kicks, you know. I've...shudder shudder...been in there...shudder...<small>jibblie.</small>

'''TJ:''' So yeah, me and the Bad here are out. You wanna go to the not-as-smelly King of Town's castle and make it smellier?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap to the yes. Let's ditch this Pop Rocks stand.

'''ZAREL:''' What? You're going to a castle with a guy shoveling crap outside and you call it not smelly?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, dragon-man. Trust me, I'd rather be bathing in whatsit than bathing in Egglund stench.

'''TJ:''' Yeah, me too.

''{They walk away}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{leaning back}'' Ew...Anyway, you're my only brave man left! Would you like to go with?

'''HOMSAR:''' DaaaaaAAAAaaahm sorry, Falcor, but my stands are baby-soft. ''{tosses towel in the air and it lands on his head, walks away}''

'''ZAREL:''' Well...fine then! Forget all y'alls! I'm gonna go check this out on my own, and you'll all be jealous when I make out with all the hot chicks in there! ''{to self}'' To be honest, with a stench like that they could've mutated to acid-spitting monsters...Oh well, they're still girls.

''{Cut to the exterior of Strong Mad's room, Zarel, still armed and equipped, approaches the door}''

'''ZAREL:''' Okay...here we go... ''{opens the door and walks in}''

''{the screen fades out to black}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voice only}'' Hello? Anyone in here? ''{footsteps are heard}'' Who's there? ''{footsteps get louder and faster}'' Who's that?!

'''STRONG MAD:''' RAAAAAAAH!

'''ZAREL:''' <small>Eep.</small>

''{Cut back to Zarel's room}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!

''{Zarel crashes through the window, as if thrown. He lands on the ground, covered in bumps and bruises}''

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Urgh...I think my...ribula is...broke. Zippy...you owe me a medical bill...and a gas mask...and maybe some gauze. Please, please bring some gauze. Urg... ''{falls over}''

''{The Paper}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Zarel when he says "Danke-est" to bring up a card for "Der Pooher's Toilet Cleaning: We Get Even the Danke-est of Smells Out!"
*Click on "ribula" for a scene.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

''{cut to a Table, where a bag of Auntie Grem's Salty Cheese Puffs sits.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Auntie Grem's Salty Cheese Puffs! Because heart attacks are a priority! ''{quietly and quickly}'' <small>Now fudge-dipped!</small>

''{Hot fudge covers the bag}''

==Fun Facts==
*Danke is a German word meaning "Thank you." "Der Pooher" is a play on "Der Führer", a term Adolf Hitler was called, and the word "poop."
*"Ribula" is a portmanteu of "fibula" and "rib."
*Zarel talks about how the hot girls he believes lurk in Strong Mad's room have muted into "acid-spitting monsters." This is a hint toward Spitters, one of the Special Infected found in the Valve game, Left 4 Dead 2.
*World War I soldiers used gas masks to evade poison gas.
*Falcor is the name of the dragon in ''The Neverending Story.''

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 '''Zarel E-Mail #4'''
 Zarel is asked to find a cave and explore it.
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, TJ, Homsar, Strong Mad
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Homsar, Strong Mad
 '''Places:''' Zarel's House, Strong Mad's Room (exterior), The Field
@@ Line 18: / Line 23: @@
 - Zippy P.</blockquote>
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' It wouldn't kill you to say please, y'know. But you're a first timer, so I'll give you a chance. ''{clears screen}'' So...you want me to go spelunking, do ya? ''{pronounces it "Spell-unk-ing"}'' Promblem is there's a galactically small chance of there being any caves here. The closest to a cave in here is-
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Hey, Zippy, it wouldn't kill you to say please, y'know. But you're a first timer, so I'll give you a chance to learn your manners. ''{clears screen}'' So...you want me to go spelunking, do ya? ''{pronounces it "Spell-unk-ing"}'' Problem is there's a galactically small chance of there being any caves here. The only thing in this area that comes closest to a cave in here is-
 ''{Cut to a shot of the outside of Strong Mad's room, the door is shut, and green fumes emit from the doorway}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad's room, which has a stench of botanically uncanny levels of mass stank. You'd either have to be crazy, insane, stupid, Stormtrooper, or World War I soldier to go in there; whatever gets you a complimentary gas mask or death from intoxication.
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad's room, which has a stench of botanically uncanny levels of mass smellitude. You'd either have to have the mindset of a crazy person, Stormtrooper, or just someone who has given up all hope of attracting the opposite gender.
 '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{inside}'' IT SMELLS LIKE MY MOM'S COOKING!
@@ Line 28: / Line 33: @@
 ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Woah. This is not a job to do alone. I'm going to need to call upon the best spelunkers we have here! ''{hops out of chair}'' Huttah!
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Woah. Something sounding that dangerous is not a job to do alone. I'm going to need to call upon the best spee-lunkers we have here! ''{hops out of chair}'' Huzzah!
 ''{Cut to the field. Zarel is wearing a bucket on his head and holding a baseball bat}''
-'''ZAREL:''' Alright, you worms! We are about to venture into the most deepest, dankest, Danke-est cave ever seen 'round these parts! Gentlemen, do you have what it takes?
+'''ZAREL:''' Alright, you dirt-crawling, legless slimy things! We are about to venture into the deepest, dankest, Danke-est cave ever seen 'round these parts! Gentlemen, do you have what it takes?
-''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad, TJ, and Homsar standing in a line, Strong Bad is wearing a hard hat and wielding a lead pipe, Jolt has no weapon, but is donning a yellow checkered fedora, and Homsar is wearing a shower cap and wielding a wet towel}''
+''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad, Coach Z, and Homsar standing in a line, Strong Bad is wearing a hard hat and wielding a lead pipe, Coach Z has no weapon, but is donning a yellow checkered fedora, The Cheat is wearing a boot on his head, and Homsar is wearing a shower cap and wielding a wet towel}''
-'''TJ:''' Alright, I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me what I'm doing here. I don't even want to go in there! It reeks!
+'''COACH Z:''' Alright, I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me what I'm doing here. I don't even want to go in there! It reeks!
-'''ZAREL:''' You...have good navigation skills?
+'''ZAREL:''' Oh, you’re one to talk, Coach. Ever wonder why we never hit up the locker room anymore?
-'''TJ:''' I'm outta here.
+'''COACH Z: ''' Oh, orrr, I think I hear my mam callin’! Yes, mam! I’ll be over in a second! ''{Coach Z darts offscreen}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' TJ has a point, and I know my brother more than anyone here because I do. Strong Mad's room isn't called "Rotten Egglund" for kicks, you know. I've...shudder shudder...been in there...shudder...<small>jibblie.</small>
+'''STRONG BAD:''' For once, Coach Z has a valid point, and I know my brother more than anyone here because I do. Strong Mad's room isn't called "Rotten Egglund" for kicks, you know. I've...shudder shudder...been in there...shudder...<small>jibblie.</small>
-'''TJ:''' So yeah, me and the Bad here are out. You wanna go to the not-as-smelly King of Town's castle and make it smellier?
+'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehmehmeh meda meh?
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap to the yes. Let's ditch this Pop Rocks stand.
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I want to go to the King of Town’s castle and egg-whatsit him? Crap to the yes. Let's ditch this Pop Rocks stand.
 '''ZAREL:''' What? You're going to a castle with a guy shoveling crap outside and you call it not smelly?
@@ Line 52: / Line 57: @@
 '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, dragon-man. Trust me, I'd rather be bathing in whatsit than bathing in Egglund stench.
-'''TJ:''' Yeah, me too.
+'''THE CHEAT:''' Meeh.
 ''{They walk away}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{leaning back}'' Ew...Anyway, you're my only brave man left! Would you like to go with?
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{leaning back}'' Ew...who’d even say that ''sarcastically?'' Anyway, you're my only brave man left! Let us journey on!
 '''HOMSAR:''' DaaaaaAAAAaaahm sorry, Falcor, but my stands are baby-soft. ''{tosses towel in the air and it lands on his head, walks away}''
-'''ZAREL:''' Well...fine then! Forget all y'alls! I'm gonna go check this out on my own, and you'll all be jealous when I make out with all the hot chicks in there! ''{to self}'' To be honest, with a stench like that they could've mutated to acid-spitting monsters...Oh well, they're still girls.
+'''ZAREL:''' Well...fine then! Forget all y'alls! I'm gonna go check this out on my own, and you'll all be jealous when I discover buried hot chicks and make out with all the treasure in there! ''{to self}'' To be honest, with a stench like that they could've mutated to acid-spitting monsters...Oh well, they're still girls.
 ''{Cut to the exterior of Strong Mad's room, Zarel, still armed and equipped, approaches the door}''
-'''ZAREL:''' Okay...here we go... ''{opens the door and walks in}''
+'''ZAREL:''' Okay...here goes everything... ''{opens the door and walks in}''
 ''{the screen fades out to black}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{voice only}'' Hello? Anyone in here? ''{footsteps are heard}'' Who's there? ''{footsteps get louder and faster}'' Who's that?!
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{voice only}'' Hello? Anyone in here? ''{footsteps are heard}'' Acid-spitting babe? Who's there? ''{footsteps get louder and faster}'' Who's that?!
 '''STRONG MAD:''' RAAAAAAAH!
@@ Line 98: / Line 103: @@
 ''{Hot fudge covers the bag}''
-==Fun Facts==
+==Trivia==
 *Danke is a German word meaning "Thank you." "Der Pooher" is a play on "Der Führer", a term Adolf Hitler was called, and the word "poop."
 *"Ribula" is a portmanteu of "fibula" and "rib."
 *Zarel talks about how the hot girls he believes lurk in Strong Mad's room have muted into "acid-spitting monsters." This is a hint toward Spitters, one of the Special Infected found in the Valve game, Left 4 Dead 2.
 *Falcor is the name of the dragon in ''The Neverending Story.''