https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F35Zarel Emails/35 - Revision history2026-04-09T22:36:50ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/35&diff=186969&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 01:03, 15 January 20142014-01-15T01:03:31Z<p></p>
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</table>Lucian Summershttps://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/35&diff=186967&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Finally, a new email!2014-01-15T01:02:20Z<p>Finally, a new email!</p>
<a href="https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/35&diff=186967&oldid=178349">Show changes</a>Lucian Summershttps://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/35&diff=178349&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #35''' Zarel wonder what life would be like if he was president. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, various people '''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Some R...'2012-07-05T16:29:47Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #35''' Zarel wonder what life would be like if he was president. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, various people '''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Some R...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #35'''<br />
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Zarel wonder what life would be like if he was president.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, various people<br />
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'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Some Rally<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Back from email-cation! Lessee what we got here.<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subj: president</div><br />
Zarel, my main man,<br><br />
If you were president, what would you do?<br><br />
I bet money that you will be a great president,<br><br />
by demonstrating everyone how it's okay to play video games<br><br />
that has gross pancakes in them.<br><br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Timothy MacFarlane from CA<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' What's with all of you saying I'm your main man? You and the other 34 people who've sent me emails all say that like I know you, but I don't. ''{clears screen}'' Andyway, Timothay, wasn't something like this already established when I discussed my duties as the next King of Town? Poopsmith getting a better job, prancy Homestar, and raygun defenses! Wait a second here...isn't the president a much higher job than King of Town? I could be like...the King of World or something. Okay, presidential times.<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel at a rally in live-action. He is still animated.}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' ''{offscreen}'' If elected President, what would you do about the rather down-turning economy?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Um...Oh! When I...shed...being a reptile and all, I shed twenty-dollar bills!<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Shedding, you say?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' My scales literally will become twenty-dollar bills when they shed. <br />
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''{The voices talk amongst themselves in interest}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' What else would you do if elected President?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Uh...turkey...sandwiches...with no bombs in them.<br />
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''{The voices agree again}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' That's your proposal?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Yes. I've seen too many sandwiches made incorrectly with bombs in place of turkey!<br />
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'''VOICE:''' Oh!<br />
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''{The other voices begin to talk amongst themselves again}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' America!<br />
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''{Cheering is heard}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Yeah, Sam Eagle and all that!<br />
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'''WORK IN PROGRESS, WILL FINISH LATER.'''</div>Lucian Summers