https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F32Zarel Emails/32 - Revision history2026-04-17T00:26:40ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/32&diff=177661&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #32''' Zarel is asked if Strong Bad ever annoys him. Oddly enough, Strong Bad is asked the same thing. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, M...'2012-05-17T19:10:21Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #32''' Zarel is asked if Strong Bad ever annoys him. Oddly enough, Strong Bad is asked the same thing. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, M...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #32'''<br />
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Zarel is asked if Strong Bad ever annoys him. Oddly enough, Strong Bad is asked the same thing.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, Marshie, The Sad Kids, Yodeler Man<br />
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'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, The Field<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Please, baby, please, baby, baby baby, pleaaaaaaase...gimme some email!<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subject: Zarel</div><br />
Hey Strongbad!<br><br />
Man that Zarel kid is annoying, amirite?<br><br />
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Ami Rite<br />
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''{He says "amirite" as "ammy-right", and pronounces the sender's name as "am I right"}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' What?! I'm not annoying! Since when have I ever been annoying?<br />
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''{Fade to black, in white text, the words, "Elsewhere..." appear}''<br />
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''{Fade in to outside of Strong Bad's SnailMail box}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, gotta go clean out the old girl.<br />
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''{He opens a letter}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000">Hey Aruseus!<br><br />
Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????<br><br />
Robert, Scotland<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{after saying "Hey Aruseus"}'' Aruse-who? ''{reads the rest}'' What?! I'm not annoying! Since when have I ever been annoying?<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' So Strong Ba-<br />
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' -rel thinks I'm annoying, eh? Well It seems like-<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' -I'm-a gonna have-ta teach him a-<br />
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' -lesson with a punch to the face! This-<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' -calls for extreme measures! I'm gonna have to take-<br />
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' -something like this into-<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' -my own hands-<br />
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''{Cut back to The Field, where Strong Bad and Zarel are next to each other}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad style!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Zarel style!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, The Big Zalowski, what's this about me being annoying?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I was gonna ask you the same, Strong Bad! That crap is with that email I got?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, there was a snail mail today addressed to who I think is you...<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{off character}'' Was it for Aruseus?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off character}'' Yeah.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{off character}'' Yeah, then it's me.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off character}'' Alright. ''{back in character}'' Well, there was a snail mail today addressed to you asking if I annoy you sometimes!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' That's funny, because I got an email addressed to you asking if I'm annoying or not!<br />
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''{The screen dims, and the two are frozen in place}''<br />
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''{Marshie wobbles onscreen}''<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' Well, kids? Didjya miss me?<br />
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''{Cut to a yellow background}''<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' It's that time of year again!<br />
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''{As Marshie says this, a Santa hat drops on his head and a Christmas tree pops up. The Sad Kids also appear. Snow falls, and bells can be heard jingling.}''<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' Not that time of year!<br />
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''{Everything behind Marshie explodes, cut to a red background}''<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' Play our new Fluffy Puff Annoying-Off Sweepstakes and win a trip to a place!<br />
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''{Marshie appears on Main Page 2 when he says "a place" wearing lederhosen and a Tyrolean hat.}''<br />
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'''YODELER MAN:''' Ricola!<br />
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''{Cut to a green background this time with a Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise can in the background}''<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' All you have to do is shove a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow in every orifice of your bod-<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel and Strong Bad at the Field, Marshie is still in mid float}''<br />
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'''ZAREL AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling}'' Shut up, will ya?!<br />
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'''MARSHIE:''' Jipes! ''{flies away}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' So where were we?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is more annoying...<br />
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''{Pause for 3 seconds, the two lower their eyelids}''<br />
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'''ZAREL AND STRONG BAD:''' He is.<br />
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''{Cut back to the Roomy-Vac}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Amaterasu. We've-<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad writing a snail mail}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{writing}'' -come to a consensus that neither one of us is more-<br />
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''{Cut back to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' -annoying than the other! We've pretty much agreed that if-<br />
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{writing}'' -anyone of us is the most annoying, it's-<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Zarel in the Roomy-Vac interior replying to their respective messages}''<br />
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'''ZAREL AND STRONG BAD:''' -that freakin' marshmallow. Done!<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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''{pause for 5 seconds}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Yeah, now get out of my house.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*"The Big Zalowski" is in reference to "The Big Lebowski."<br />
*Amaterasu can refer to either a Japanese goddess of the sun, or the main character of the ''Okami'' series, under the same name and general basis.</div>Lucian Summers